User:Somestrangeflea

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somestrangeflea, also known as Flea, SSF and Fleaboy, is a new MafiaScum player.

The Question Mark Block.

Mario and Yoshi.

Kirby.

Flea is the official moderating man of the Gameshow Marathon on MafiaScum.

Flea currently works in Pimp My Wiki. A list of somestrangeflea pimped wikis can be found here.

Flea invented Counting (The Game). What have you done?

Factfile

Name	Chris Graham
Location	Ballymena, UK
Birthday	12th June 1992
Scumday	20th June 2007
Games Completed	12

About Flea

General Stuff About Flea

• Flea is not Flee, contrary to popular belief.
• Flea is never Scum, except when he is, but even then, he's so scummy he may as well be town.
• Flea came to MafiaScum on a plane which crash-landed somewhere on the Internet.
• According to popular belief, Flea has a repetition for losing.
• Flea coined the phrase "Keffed", the literal pronunciation of the abbreviation "QFT". It is currently unknown whether this will catch on.

The Origins of "somestrangeflea"™

Chapter 1: The First Chapter

Once upon a time, some of Chris's friends were bored and decided to give him a nickname. It was eventually decided that Flea was acceptable as a nickname, using the logic:

• He's small.
• He's annoying.
• He's hard to get rid of.

A number of years later, it was discovered that none of these are actually true.

Chapter 2: The Evolution of the Flea

Around the same time that "Flea" was decided as a nickname, the Internet was getting into full swing (and by that, I mean "everyone thought dial-up was fantastic"), and Flea needed a username for websites. The first of such websites was quite popular, and Flea was already taken as a username. After making the foolish decision of leaving the "Flea" train of thought, he spent many hours unsuccessfully trying to create usernames such as "Chris01189998819991197253" and "Why_wont_you_give_me_a_username_you_fu". Many rage-destroyed-PCs later, he returned to the "Flea" train of thought, and eventually created the wonder that is "somestrangeflea".

Stats

General Stats

• Games Completed = 12
• Games "Won" = 5
• Games "Lost" = 5
• Completed Games Ongoing = 2
• Game Not Finished (Abandoned, Drawn, etc.) = 0
• Win:Loss Ratio = 1:1

Pro-Town Statistics

• Times Pro-Town = 8
• Lyched = 3
• Killed = 2
• Endgamed = 2
• Survived = 1
• Lynched:Killed:Endgamed:Survived Ratio = 3:2:2:1
• Wins as town = 2
• Losses as town = 4
• Town Win:Town Loss Ratio = 1:2

Mafia Statistics

• Times Mafia = 4
• Lynched/Killed = 2
• Survived = 2
• Lynched/Killed:Survived Ratio = 1:1
• Wins as Mafia = 3
• Losses as Mafia = 1
• Mafia Win:Mafia Loss Ratio = 3:1

Games

For games in more detail than provided here, see Games in Detail

Currently Playing

Newbie Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?
Newbie 432	Thread	N/A
Large Theme Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?
BM's Mystery Mafia	Thread	N/A
Mini Normal Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?
Mini 433: Dry, Bland, Generic Mafia	Thread	superstring91 Day 2
Mini 474: Bergamo Bump-Off	Thread	N/A
Mini 499: Just Your Typical Mafia Game	Thread	N/A
Open 38: Jester Mafia	Thread	N/A
Mini Theme Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?
Mini 419: Farkle Mafia	Thread	Nocmen Day 2

Finished

Newbie Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?	Role & Alignment	Outcome	Comment
Newbie 349	Thread	Cornrow Wallace Day 1	Vanilla, Townie	Killed Night 2, Won	After lynching the Doc day 1, and having the Cop killed off night 1, we assumed the game was lost. I managed to convince the town to lynch scum day 2, before being NKed.
Newbie 379	Thread	DanMonkey Day 2	Vanilla, Townie	Endgamed, Lost	I stand by my argument that we would have won if I'd known that the Mafia were allowed to No-NK in Newbie Games...
Newbie 398	Thread	Hyphen-ated Day 2	Vanilla, Townie	Endgamed, Lost	The last Mafia claimed Cop Day 3 and the other townie, who actually was the Cop, didn't counterclaim.
Newbie 418	Thread	Romanus Day 1	Vanilla, Townie	Lynched Day 2, Lost	A poor entry into the game, coupled with the fact that there were no powerroles, doomed this to failure.
Mini Normal Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?	Role & Alignment	Outcome	Comment
Open 29: C9+2	Thread	N/A	Cop, Townie	Killed Night 3, Lost	I was awful. We were awful. It was awful. I refuse to speak of this game. Anymore.
Open 30: Fire and Ice Mafia	Thread	CrashTextDummie Day 3	Vanilla, Townie	Survived, Won	A fantastic game. The last Fire Mafia went suicidal and outed the first Ice Mafia, without actually giving us time to check with the Doc whether or not that was true. It turned out that it was. Very well played by Town, with a correct lynch every day, the game ended with 5 townies alive.
Open 32: Pick Your Poison	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Townie	Lynched Day 1	N/A, Ongoing
Open 33: Crush Mafia	Thread	N/A	Mafia Godfather	Survived, Won	A terribly run game. Day 1 got a Townie lynched, despite the fact that it was the Lynchee who should've died. I imagine this displeased the Lyncher, who we then killed off Night 1. The game needed far more replacements than it got, despite replacements being readily available. It slowed down to the point where it was only myself, my goon, and a townie remaining. The Townie voted, and we quicklynched to a rather hollow victory.
Open 34: Dethy	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Mafia	Lynched Day 3, Lost	Despite losing, I felt this was a good game for me, simply because I managed to cause the endgame to be a 50/50 guesswork lynch, which, according to the Dethy page, is as good as scum can get it.
Mini 425: Generic Western Mafia	Thread	Raffles Day 2	Vanilla, Mafia	Survived, Won	A fantastic game for me. I found it difficult to fit in after replacing. I managed to survive, though mainly due the fantastic play of the Godfather and my fellow goon.
Mini Theme Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?	Role & Alignment	Outcome	Comment
Mini 481: Speed Mafia1	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Mafia	Vigged Night 1, Won	I was killed off by a Vig Night 1, but excellent play by my partner and the Traitor, combined with Townie modkills, managed to win the game!
Large Normal Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?	Role & Alignment	Outcome	Comment
Open 35: Big Love	Thread	N/A	Vanilla, Townie	Lynched Day 1	N/A, Ongoing
Large Theme Games
Game	Thread	Replaced?	Role & Alignment	Outcome	Comment

¹ Also known as Speed 1: Romeo and Juliet Mafia

Replaced Out

Game	Thread	Replaced By?
Mafia 67	Thread	Romanus Day 1

Modding Statistics

Modding Requirements

Game Type	Requirements	Fufilled?
Open	One game completed	Yes
	Three months on site	No
Mini Normal	One game completed	Yes
	Three months on site	No
Mini Theme	One modded game	No
Large Normal	One modded game	No
Large Theme	Two modded games	No
Newbie Game	Two modded games	No

The Whole Sort of General Mish Mash

Games Modded

Game	Thread	Comments
Gameshow Marathon	Winning Lines	Worked surprisingly well, and had just the right amount of active players to make the final round workable!
	Fifteen to One	Again, worked surprisingly well. A couple of hiccups in the final, but apart from that, no problems at all.
	Shafted	Kind of broke a bit, with one player losing all their points and another inactive player causing the endgame to be reached much sooner than I had originally planned.
	In The Grid	Worked just as well as expeccted. Quite.
	Countdown	Was going quite well, but was killed due to a contestant not turning up when they were supposed to.
	Blockbusters	Worked well, but was completely dominated by one of the two players.
Scenes We'd Like to See	Thread	Somehow generated a high amount of interest, which took me completely by surprise! A few hiccups along the way, but nothing major so far!

Games Played

Game	Thread	Modded By...	Result	Comments
Haunted Mansion 2: Dark Carnival	Thread	Occult	N/A	After the success of HM1, I'm hoping this'll be fun!
ScumTube	Thread	livingod	N/A	C9 + video cameras = goodness on a stick!
O	Thread	Samruc	2nd place	Quite entertaining. Could've done better if someone didn't mess up...
Haggle II	Thread	GreenLiquid	N/A	Going well...

Articles

Calling the Game - Work in Progress

Quotes By People

This is where I (and you, I assume) can put all the humorous quotes you can find relating to me, or games that I am/was in.

Forum Quotes

I think he is just very, very impatient.

Rishi on somestrangeflea

ScumChat Quotes

It's one of those few "set things in the universe". Everyone always <3's Aimee, No-one signs up for Flea's game, I stink at Scumchat modding, Shanba is always thought of as a girl, and Trustgossip is always gay.

YogurtBandit on MafiaScum running jokes

Ha at chickens being SK.

JordanA24 on my ScumChat Mafia Upick Role (Gang of Three Chickens)

Flea is dead

Flea was the Unlynchable Jester

Owned

:P

That's for your last modding job

;)

Mastermind of Sin on my moderating skills