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Goofbash is a meet hosted by DrippingGoofball in the Beaconsfield part of Montreal from June 15-22, 2011.


Attendance

  1. DrippingGoofball - Canada (Quebec)
  2. Minineko - Canada (Quebec)
  3. Mina - Canada (Quebec)
  4. Faraday - Ireland (Dublin)
  5. dramonic - Canada (Quebec)
  6. Albert B. Rampage - Canada (Quebec)
  7. Nikanor - Canada (Alberta)
  8. Katsuki - Canada (Vancouver)
  9. Cogito Ergo Sum - Netherlands
  10. TheButtonmen - Canada (Ontario)
  11. Fate - US
  12. Ether - US (New Jersey)
  13. Kise - US
  14. Blackberry - US (Washington DC)
  15. SensFan - Canada (Ontario)
  16. Patrick - England
  17. evilsnail - Netherlands, via Boston
  18. chamber - Canada (Ontario)

Preparation

  • Chili Con Carne
  • Quebec beans
  • Quebec pea soup
  • Chicken hot dogs
  • Chicken legs
  • Baked potatoes
  • Spaghetti Night brought to you by dramonic
  • Carrot Salad
  • Italian macaroni salad
  • Traditional macaroni salad
  • Yogurt macaroni salad
  • Egg rolls
  • Cherry pies
  • Blueberry pie
  • Bailey's cheesecake x2
  • Popsicles
  • Watermelon
  • Hazelnut BD cake for Ether
  • Cream puffs
  • Shortbread cookie assortment

Quotes

"I have a daycop guilty on dramonic" - SensFan, 1 second into the game. dramonic was scum.

"Albert, wave at your goon." - SensFan-modding at night

"I don't think Garry Kasparov himself could win this game against Patrick." - SensFan

"Katsuki is voting a townie. He's the last scum." - SensFan

"I won the last 5 games as scum. Three of them, I was the Godfather. It was really hard not getting auto-lynched on the last ones." - Minineko

"Then the telemarketer told Patrick, is this your alter ego? No! I mean, yes! That's when Lord Gurgi walked into a monocle and turned into an iPod." - Ether

"Ehwurugh" - dramonic

"Ether sat on my face, basically." - dramonic

"But you're calling me town for the wrong reasons." - dramonic

"I'm cool!" - Kise

"It is now Night 1. You should be ashamed of yourselves!" - Mina-mod

"Dumb isn't a town tell" - TheButtonmen

"I'm not scum. I'm not scum. I'm not scum. I'm not scum. I'm not scum. I'm not scum. I'm not scum. I'm not scum. I'm not scum. I'm not scum. I'm not scum. I'm not scum. I'm not scum. I'm not scum. I'm not scum." - Katsuki

"Faraday is scum. He never says I'm town within the first minute." - Patrick

"Now I have to vengekill without information because of you clowns." - Patrick

"I wasn't convinced by the argument against him, but it doesn't mean he's not scum" - Cogito Ergo Sum

"Then you didn't hear me correctly. Because if you heard me correctly, you would have been manipulated correctly." - Fate

"We have a paradox; we have to lynch Katsuki Day 1, but he can't mod." - Fate

"I know I shouldn't vote you because you're scum! ...wait..." - Dramonic

"I'm so thirsty I could drink a horse!" - Thebuttonmen

"It is now night 2. Blackberry wake up... erm... scum wake up?" - Dramonic

June 15

PRESENT:

  • DrippingGoofball
  • Minineko
  • Mina
  • Faraday
  • dramonic
  • Albert B. Rampage
  • Nikanor
  • Katsuki
  • Cogito Ergo Sum
  • chamber
  • Patrick
  • SensFan
  • Kise
  • Ether

Dramonic's spaghetti sauce was delicious! Ether's BD was celebrated, and her much touted caramel matzoh shared with her favorite scummers. Much silliness was generated when we attempted to play Bad Idea Mafia, especially since dayvigging Mina before all the players' eyes were opened revealed her to be full of goony candies. SensFan watched game 7 with Cogito Ergo Sum who is a most unexpected fan of Canadian teams.

June 16

PRESENT:

  • DrippingGoofball
  • Minineko
  • Mina
  • Faraday
  • dramonic
  • Nikanor
  • Katsuki
  • Cogito Ergo Sum
  • chamber
  • Patrick
  • SensFan
  • Kise
  • Blackberry
  • tanstalas
  • Fate
  • Ether
  • TheButtonmen

Nikanor acted as Master Deep-Fryer for homemade egg rolls. Fresh baguette and chili for supper, yum. Through some devious trickery by SensFan, DrippingGoofball's 100% accurate 10-second read of his alignment was broken at last.

Un-named persons are too lazy to put their rubbish in the garbage: candy wrappers, empty freezies, shopping bags, paper plates...

People need to stop playing Karoake... ^_^ -Blackberry

June 17

PRESENT:

  • DrippingGoofball
  • Minineko
  • Mina
  • Faraday
  • dramonic
  • Albert B. Rampage
  • Nikanor
  • Katsuki
  • Cogito Ergo Sum
  • evilsnail
  • chamber
  • Patrick
  • SensFan
  • Blackberry
  • tanstalas
  • Fate
  • Ether
  • TheButtonmen

The Bailey's cheesecake is defrosting in the refrigerator! Some scummers mistook sunrise for sundown. Cherry pie, spaghetti, pea soup.

Many varieties of setups were played out to everyone's delight.

Someone removed the batteries from DrippingGoofball's TV remote. And another someone left two giant empty bottles of beer on the counter, and another bottle in the bathroom. Blackberry gets a gold star for helping tidying things up in the wee hours of the night. It's interesting how emptied ice cube trays are left on the counter instead of being refilled with water and returned to the freezer.

June 18

PRESENT:

  • DrippingGoofball
  • Minineko
  • Mina
  • Faraday
  • dramonic
  • Albert B. Rampage
  • Nikanor
  • Katsuki
  • Cogito Ergo Sum
  • evilsnail
  • chamber
  • Patrick
  • SensFan
  • Blackberry
  • tanstalas
  • Fate
  • Ether
  • TheButtonmen

Chesskid3 has boldly challenged Patrick to a chess game. Should he emerge victorious, chesskid3 will turn 21 immediately. Should he be humiliated, he will revert to being 12. The stakes have never been higher. We are awaiting a convenient time for the duel.

Dominion is a popular card game with Mina, Patrick and others. SensFan is now a fan of the Friends and Enemies setup (6 townies, 3 masons, 3 goons). Fate is the fastest thinking gambit-maker ever. You haven't played mafia until you've played with Fate. It looked hopeless at first, but dramonic seems to have found a rather accurate scumdar, he must have paid good money for that machine. This doesn't prevent the fact he was outed as Mason on day 1 of a game and wasn't nightkilled before night 3 because he lost most of his town credibility tunneling the wrong players.

It is noted that the garbage can and glass of water that was placed outdoors for the alcohol poisoning victims were not brought back in indoors by said victims and the bathroom upstairs is now devoid of a trash bin. Making matters more upsetting, said can was full of vomit that poor DrippingGoofball had to dispose of without doubling the quantity with her own contribution. When a roll of toilet paper has run out, it's always good form to take one of the new ones conveniently placed on top of the toilet and replace it, instead of just hoping the next sucker is going to be stuck with that huge job.

TheButtonmen, SensFan, and tanstalas have been just awesome, good feelings and all.

DrippingGoofball hid the cookies that Cogito Ergo Sum brought her from the Netherlands from view because they are just like Ether's caramel matzoh, only better. They consist of two wafflee cookies with caramel in between. She's keeping them all for herself. That was a really awesome thought from Cogito Ergo Sum. Many thanks. Since good things are usually followed by more good things, she tried the chocolates evilsnail brought from Boston's LA Burdick shop. She broke a seal of golden wax, pulled the ribbon away, slid the cover of the handsome wooden box expecting to find 4 pieces, but instead, finding an assortment of a dozen miniatures. She picked the one decorated with a dried cherry that was in the middle, and now considers Godiva to be complete trash. These are perhaps the best artisanal chocolates ever tasted. Thank you evilsnail!

Patrick has volunteered to mod a Goofbash invitational.

Dramonic lead most of the group on a walk around Montreal. By the end of the tour, the tour had become a large theme called Dram's Death March Mafia. The only two players still standing are Faraday and Nikanor. Special mention to Mina for replacing in for Blackberry who randomly flaked when he said he wouldn't replace out. More to come later.

PLACEHOLDER - Some scummers went downtown today - please fill this in if you were there! Some came back earlier and we had many rounds of hilarious vengefuls.

June 19

June 20

June 21

June 22

Embarrassing Photographs For Future Blackmail