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Kuribo
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The Terry Funk of MafiaScum.net- Curse at people for a little while, hit someone with a branding iron, then retire for five months. Officially retired from playing, sticking around only for the community and to mod.
Summary / Preferences
Thirty-something professional caregiver from the East Coast with a penchant for writing erotica and for posting as if he thinks he's a low-budget Stone Cold Steve Austin. Owns cats, and they're both better at Mafia than you are.
Been playing on the site since 2007. Started out as a logical and analytical player, then developed that playstyle to a fine--- AHAHAHAHAHAH no, just kidding. He drives people into an emotional response and then judges their alignments based on that emotion.
Prefers scum over town. Considers himself to be a master of the fakeclaim. Has been known to blurt out his actual role as town in a fit of anger. Despite preferring scum, is seen by some as a strong town player. The people that think that are mostly mistaken. He's only been mislynched twice in his eight years on the site--- mostly because trying to wagon him requires an insane amount of charisma, towncred, and ability to be louder than him. Notorious for lynching the people that attempt to wagon him. Also notorious for faking guilties on mastin2 during the latter's VLAs. Currently has a guilty on mastin in this very wiki and you should vote for her right now. Unless it's Monday. Feels perfectly comfortable placing all this self-meta here in the wiki because it's common knowledge and kuribo is retired anyway.
Has never been a third party. Ever.
Dislikes Open setups and Mini Normals, prefers Large Themes and Mini Themes.
Hydras
Serene- with DrippingGoofball and Fate
Serene2- with DrippingGoofball and FakeGod
GuyInHell- Unused hydra with GuyInFreezer
Heaven and Hell- Unused hydra with pirate mollie
Hammer Bros- Once-used hydra with Quilford
Serotonin- Modding hydra with GreyICE
The Love / Hate List
LOVE: "The Murdercock." The murdercock is a righteous tool of revenge, wielded by all true townies. It is a weapon of unequaled power, destroying scum in its wake.
HATE: James Patterson. YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING WRITER. YOUR BOOKS ARE SHIT.
LOVE: "The Mist." The Mist is that enigmatic property of good scum players that allows them to completely snow an entire town. If the game state is a forest, then "The Mist" is the tricks and traps that scum have laid to keep them in the dark. Good Mist is almost completely undetectable until it's too late. The best scum players have amazing Mist. Term stolen blatantly from descriptions of Dan Gheesling's gameplay in Big Brother 14.
HATE: Being called "kurbio" or asking if the name comes from Yu-Gi-Oh. NO IT DOESN'T IT'S FROM MARIO 3 AND SPELL IT RIGHT DAMN YOUR SOUL.
LOVE: Giving long winded speeches at the time of hammering. Especially ones which imply damning the victim's soul to eternal hell, reciting the Lord's Prayer in reverse Latin, and praising Satan.
HATE: When people hurl accusations of fake rage. CONGRATULATIONS IF IT WASN'T REAL BEFORE IT IS NOW, ffs.
LOVE: Coming up with ideas for games that will never get modded.
LOVE: Most of the posters on the site, but please don't tell them I said that.
Games Completed Before 2011
Mini 617: Capital of the World Townie, Survived, Town wins
667: Random C9 Godfather, Lynched day 3, Town wins
Mini 656: Mini Mafia in Normal Town One-shot vig, Killed Night 3, Town wins.
Open 93: Near Vanilla Mafia Goon, Survived, Mafia wins
Mafia 85: Murder at the Bus Stop Townie, Killed Night 5, Serial Killer wins
Mafia 89: Revenge Townie, Killed Night 2, Mafia win
Unreal Tournament Mafia Mafia Goon, Mafia wins in Worst Idea variant.
US Election 08 Mafia Self Aligned Traitor, Survived, Won with Republican Mafia.
Innocence Falls Townie, Survived, Town wins.
Gangland Mafia Godfather, Lynched Day 1. Town wins.
Amish Mafia Townie, Endgamed, Mafia wins.
Hot Potato Mafia Mafia Bombmaker, Exploded Day 4, Mafia win.
Newbie #634- Ballroom Blitz Doctor, Survived, Town wins in two days with no pro-town deaths.
Scottish Mafia: Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 2 after false-claiming Mafia Goon for my own sanity--- AND I'M GLAD I DID! Mafia Wins.
Really Bad Idea Mafia: Vanilla Townie, Killed Night 14, Town wins.
Lethal Weapon Mafia: Veteran Cop, Endgame killed, Scum win after strife220 (townie) self-lynches in LYLO.
Dynamite Stick Mafia: Vanilla Townie, Killed self and Surye (scum) Day 5, Town wins.
President Maker: Mafia Goon, Executed Day 3, Town wins.
Happy Tree Friends Mafia: Pro-town suicide bomber, Killed self and Holy (scum) Day 4, Self-Aligned Serial Killer wins.
Quack Mafia: Doctor, Endgame killed, Scum Win.
Masons and Monks: Monk, killed N2, No one wins.
Mini 539 Townie, endgamed, Scum wins.
Big Brother Mafia: Replaced FaerieLord at start of Day 7, Floater, Evicted Day 7. Scum Win.
Trouble In New Catania: Tracker, Killed N2, town win.
Baby Too Much Scum: Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 5, Scum win.
Jellyville VII: Vanilla Townie, Killed N1, town wins in 8 pages.
Let's be real, I'll never get around to adding the games I've played since 2009.
Games Modded
Bipolar Mafia (Co-modded with GreyICE as Serotonin)
Uncouth Mafia (Co-modded with DrippingGoofball and FakeGod as Serene2
Three-Pronged Trouser God Mafia (Co-modded with T-Bone and Untrod Tripod as Three-Pronged Trouser God