"I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devil's business."
"My Spirit Animal is The Punisher."
And when he had opened the second seal, I heard The Second Beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. And he did christen that sword "Hatebringer," and slaked its thirst with the blood of his enemies.
Summary / Preferences
Thirty-something professional caregiver from the East Coast with a penchant for writing erotica and for posting as if I think I'm a low-budget Stone Cold Steve Austin. I own cats, and they're both better at Mafia than you are.
Been playing on the site since 2007. Started out as a logical and analytical player, then developed that playstyle to a fine--- AHAHAHAHAHAH no, just kidding. I drive people into an emotional response and then judges their alignments based on that emotion.
I've never been a third party. Ever.
Dislike Open setups and Mini Normals, prefer Large Themes and Mini Themes.
I stole this idea from DrippingGoofball, but a list of terms I've coined:
The Mist- See below
The Murdercock- See below
Lurkaderp- A player who will barely post, and only rear his ugly head at MYLO to make the wrong decision.
The Love / Hate List
LOVE: "The Murdercock." The murdercock is a righteous tool of revenge, wielded by all true townies. It is a weapon of unequaled power, destroying scum in its wake.
HATE: James Patterson. YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING WRITER. YOUR BOOKS ARE SHIT.
LOVE: "The Mist." The Mist is that enigmatic property of good scum players that allows them to completely snow an entire town. If the game state is a forest, then "The Mist" is the tricks and traps that scum have laid to keep them in the dark. Good Mist is almost completely undetectable until it's too late. The best scum players have amazing Mist. Term stolen blatantly from descriptions of Dan Gheesling's gameplay in Big Brother 14.
HATE: Being called "kurbio" or asking if the name comes from Yu-Gi-Oh. NO IT DOESN'T IT'S FROM MARIO 3 AND SPELL IT RIGHT DAMN YOUR SOUL.
LOVE: Giving long winded speeches at the time of hammering. Especially ones which imply damning the victim's soul to eternal hell, reciting the Lord's Prayer in reverse Latin, and praising Satan.
HATE: When people hurl accusations of fake rage. CONGRATULATIONS IF IT WASN'T REAL BEFORE IT IS NOW, ffs.
LOVE: Coming up with ideas for games that will never get modded.
LOVE: Most of the posters on the site, but please don't tell them I said that.
2007 - 2009: Born of Hellfire
It took quite a while to develop the style for which I'm now known. It becomes evident later in the game, but for the most part I tried to stick to the logical style in the early days. It's like reading posts from a stranger.
Townie, Survived, Town wins
Godfather, Lynched day 3, Town wins
One-shot vig, Killed Night 3, Town wins.
Mafia Goon, Survived, Mafia wins
Townie, Killed Night 5, Serial Killer wins
Townie, Killed Night 2, Mafia win
Vanilla Townie, mod abandoned after 5 pages
Mafia Goon, Mafia wins in Worst Idea variant.
Self Aligned Traitor, Survived, Won with Republican Mafia.
Townie, Survived, Town wins.
Godfather, Lynched Day 1. Town wins.
Townie, Endgamed, Mafia wins.
Mafia Bombmaker, Exploded Day 4, Mafia win.
Doctor, Survived, Town wins in two days with no pro-town deaths.
: Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 2 after false-claiming Mafia Goon for my own sanity--- AND I'M GLAD I DID! Mafia Wins.
: Vanilla Townie, Killed Night 14, Town wins.
: Veteran Cop, Endgame killed, Scum win after strife220 (townie) self-lynches in LYLO.
: Vanilla Townie, Killed self and Surye (scum) Day 5, Town wins.
Town Doctor, Killed Night 4, Scum wins
: Mafia Goon, Executed Day 3, Town wins.
: Pro-town suicide bomber, Killed self and Holy (scum) Day 4, Self-Aligned Serial Killer wins.
: Doctor, Endgame killed, Scum Win.
Masons and Monks: Monk, killed N2, No one wins.
Townie, endgamed, Scum wins.
: Replaced FaerieLord at start of Day 7, Floater, Evicted Day 7. Scum Win.
: Tracker, Killed N2, town win.
: Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 5, Scum win.
: Vanilla Townie, Killed N1, town wins in 8 pages.
2011 - April 2012: The Return
After a two year hiatus, I came back to the site, a decision I regret often. Some games from 2011 - 2012 are gone forever due to a site-wide crash which resulted in six months of posts being wiped away forever. This includes a Large Normal game where I was scum with DeasVail, which we won and was pretty much my favorite win at the time.
I was Town, scum won this, but I don't remember my role or anything about the game. Pretty sure the end was lost in the crash.
Fate more directly. The end was lost in the crash, but scum won. Kinda sucks that no one listened to me, because I wound up in heated arguments with every single member of the scumteam before they killed me. But, when you have a game filled with big personalities, that can happen and I was still rusty from my two year absence.Town tracker, Died Night 3. This was the only game I ever played in with the entire Screaming Death Clan. If I had to replay this game, I'd have counter-claimed
Fate to fend for himself. He basically confessed on Day 6, stating that he couldn't keep deceiving me like he was. Sometimes the hardest part of playing Mafia is lying to your friends.Vanilla town, Survived, town wins. Interesting mechanic, but I don't really like Opens. Scum got roflstomped early, leaving
Town Doctor, Killed Night 3, Town wins. By now the rust was coming off. I replaced into this and completely decimated the scumteam. Two people claimed vig, I picked the wrong one, but by that point it was pretty much auto-win anyway.
Most of this game was lost in the crash, and I don't remember anything about it.
DrippingGoofball, Katsuki, and DeltaWave? What could go wrong? We had the game on lockdown until a Fate/Nuwen hydra jailkept DW out of a kill. Then DGB and I made the infamous move of counter-claiming the masons. One was vengeful and shot DGB. After that, it was all she wrote for me. Katsuki was pretty much a done deal due to role confirmations. Still one of my favorite scum games.Fred Phelps, Mafia Godfather, Lynched Day 6. Town and Third-Party-AIDS-giver win. A scumteam of me,
Chrono Trigger Resurrection Mafia Marle, Town Doctor, Killed Night 3, Town wins. I don't remember much about this game, other than it being the first time I blurted out my role in a rage. In fact, I've done that quite frequently as doctor. I'm not a good doctor. Scum had some neat and interesting powers in this game, but town won regardless. No thanks to me.
Lost in the crash. I remember nothing about this game.
Lost most of it in the crash. I don't remember much about this.
Serene2 hydra.Vanilla Townie, endgamed, Town loses. LOL. "That" game. Infamous due to the misery and malaise it suffered. The beginning lost most of its players to the crash. There were no deadlines. Severe post restrictions. Became a bonding experience to those who wound up with PTSD from playing in it. I would later go on to mod the sequel, as part of the
May 2012 - 2013: The Dark Years
It was during this time my gameplay reached an all-time low, due to severe depression and a failing marriage. A lot of these games are nothing more than a blur of hate and misery.
Milo Minderbinder, Mafia JOAT. Mafia win, I was the Sole Survivor. I bussed pretty much every single one of my partners into the ground and then self-doc'd to win with a sketchy claim (lolololol). This game also contains The Scum PT of Misery and Self-Loathing. After my partners die, it's pretty much just me talking to myself about my personal life and venting to the mod. You can actually watch my marriage hit the rocks in real time if you read the QT, which is pretty ironic since my brain has blocked out 95% of the stuff that happened then.
The Miz, 'Insiders' Mafia Godfather 1 shot kill immune. Other scum team wins. My scumteam went down pretty hard and the other scum team got two kills due to having a regular kill and a scum vig. I tried to pull it off using the same tactics I used in Catch-22, but no dice.
Hulk Hogan, Mafia, Lynched, I forget what day. Heavily themed game. I was asked to replace in as Fred Phelps, but I became so uncomfortable spouting homophobia I asked to switch over to Hulk Hogan. Slot was doomed before I replaced in, though.
DrippingGoofball, but this was the first time I figured her out on Day 1. Unfortunately, I got piss fucking drunk during twilight and called her out. She was the serial killer, and so she killed me that night. She played a masterful game, though.Jesus Christ, vanilla townie. Serial Killer wins. I have a flawless record for reading
Orlando Blocker, Town 3-shot Neighborizer. Scum wins. I neighborized a handful of smart hydras, basically doubling the size of the neighborhood. We figured out the game, but we were entirely too dead at the end to do anything about it.
Cordelia Chase, Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 5. Scum Win. My second mislynch as town, so it's fairly infamous.
I don't remember my role, but I survived and town won. I legitimately do not remember a single moment of this game. At all.
I was town, town lost. Another game I don't remember, and I'm too lazy to go hunting through the thread for the role PM reveals. Mods, please always update your original post.
Revolutionary, Scum win. My god, this game was a clusterfuck of insane rage and shit-talking. Mostly by me. I was a pretty miserable person back then. Even by my standards.
Scum. Lost. An interesting setup that would take too long to discuss here. ONE FUCKING POST cost me the game.
Town compulsive Neighborizer. Killed N1, town wins. I literally don't remember anything about this game because I died immediately.
I don't remember my role, but I was town and town won. Scum tried to out-scream me, but that shit wasn't working.
Another one I don't remember and not looking up. I was town, town lost.
Vanilla Town, killed N5. Serial Killer won. I don't remember playing this.]
Spiderman Turn off the Dark, 3-shot hider. Scum wins. Hoooooo boy. This game. The less said about this shit, the better. My play was shit, I was filled with a LOOTTTT of anger, and... it was bad, just bad.
I was town, town wins. Despite being silenced the last day, I managed to help make sure town made the right choice in MYLO.
TheFuzzyLogic99 hates me now. If you ever read this, sorry dude. I was going through a lot of shit at the time.Keomi, Mafia Goon. Mafia wins. The town pretty much screwed up everything they could in this game. The cop didn't counterclaim us, they pretty much just followed me off a cliff. It was bad. Also I'm fairly certain
I was scum. Mafia won. Just about the only thing I remember from this game is that I ran a red light while posting in the scum QT and driving.
William Howard Taft, town tree-stump, Killed Night 3 and then resurrected voteless. I pretty much just taunted scum and trolled the first three days. After they killed me, I helped lead the town to victory.
Hand of Fate, Killed N2. Scum win. DGB was scum, and gifted me a gun. I swear to god, I almost shot her until she claimed to have given it to me. So I shot a claimed cop instead in what was probably the stupidest fucking thing I've ever done on this site. This was the closest I've ever come to not reading DGB correctly, so the case could be made that she finally got one over on me.
Vanilla Townie, Killed almost immediately after replacing in. I was barely in this game, scum killed me that night.
Vanilla Townie, endgamed. I don't remember much about this, it's a big blur of screaming.
2014 - Present: Into the Sunset
With my personal life no longer in shambles, I found it harder and harder to rage at people. Or to contain the rage at acceptable levels. Anyway, it was around this time that I retired and cut my Mafia schedule waaaaay back.
Serene2's page, but it was pretty much my favorite scum performance ever.You can read about this on
Marquis played an absolutely amazing scum game and deserves all the props in this difficult setup.Town, Scum win.