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Tigers

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The tigers are the largest members of the Felidae family. They are natives to Asia's mainland, although they have been sighted living freely in Singapore, the Netherlands and Georgia.

The tigers' diet has traditionally consisted of large herbivores and humans. In January 2007, MafiaScum caught wind of the tigers' efforts at bigger game--bigger game such as, oh, the MafiaScum forums. As of October 2007, the forums have yet to be devoured.

Current evidence suggests that MafiaScum is less in danger of being eaten by tigers and more in danger of being conquered by them, and may in fact be entirely undigestable. Tigers did conquer the forums for a day in April 2007. They put psychedelic drugs into the forum's drinking water, throwing hapless humans into an orange haze and negating their ability to recognize avatars. Some confessed their alts or true genders.

Luckily, the human 'Scummers regained their senses the next day and retook the forum from the tigers' leaders (such as the cunning Felinus Maximus and Montecore, the token white). But seriously, be more vigilant next time.

Notable Tigers