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[01:36:17 AM] buhbuhbam13: cribbage is amazing
[01:36:17 AM] buhbuhbam13: cribbage is amazing
(12:20:55 AM) You have just entered room "scumchat."
thesheamuffin (12:20:57 AM): ?
unsanitary999 (12:21:02 AM): !
thesheamuffin (12:21:07 AM): xyl?
thesheamuffin (12:21:10 AM): O.o
andycyca (12:21:39 AM): ¿
jdodge1019 (12:22:09 AM): yes
jdodge1019 (12:22:22 AM): punctuation mark
andycyca (12:22:42 AM): ¿¡
unsanitary999 (12:22:57 AM): my friend is stalking me on mafiascum now
jdodge1019 (12:23:18 AM): yes
jdodge1019 (12:23:20 AM): i noticed
poppinpuffin (12:25:37 AM): dodgeeeeeee
andycyca (12:25:49 AM): eeeeeeee
jdodge1019 (12:25:59 AM): beccaaaaaaa
poppinpuffin (12:26:03 AM): I <3 dodge
jdodge1019 (12:26:19 AM): i will not respond to that at this time
jdodge1019 (12:26:20 AM): >.>
jdodge1019 (12:26:21 AM): <.<
unsanitary999 (12:26:59 AM): also cocks
jdodge1019 (12:28:39 AM): ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO JESUS
jdodge1019 (12:28:46 AM): CKILLOR IS!!!!!
thesheamuffin (12:29:29 AM): poppinpuffin (12:26:03 AM): I <3 dodgeunsanitary999 (12:26:59 AM): also cocks
unsanitary999 (12:29:38 AM): ^5
thesheamuffin (12:29:39 AM): Jdodge, he's also allergic to girls
thesheamuffin (12:29:41 AM): lulz
jdodge1019 (12:29:58 AM): BUT IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO JESUS THEN YOU GO TO HELL FOR BEING A BLASPHEMOUS HERETIC
jdodge1019 (12:30:06 AM): OR POSSIBLY GET BURNED AT THE STAKE
jdodge1019 (12:30:14 AM): either one works really
CaffieneDeity (12:30:32 AM): "thesheamuffin(12:28:44 AM): Jdodge, he's also allergic to girls" That was awesome.
thesheamuffin (12:30:44 AM): Heh
thesheamuffin (12:30:48 AM): I "lol"s
thesheamuffin (12:30:49 AM): d
thokstar (12:30:55 AM): I'm apparently the only person allergic to mold
jdodge1019 (12:31:04 AM): i almost put down mould
jdodge1019 (12:31:19 AM): i wrote down the first 4 things that came to mind
thesheamuffin (12:31:29 AM): me too
jdodge1019 (12:31:39 AM): dust was the only one i was worried about
thesheamuffin (12:31:41 AM): I have no allergies, though
thesheamuffin (12:31:44 AM): Except cocks
thesheamuffin (12:31:47 AM): I'm allergic to cocks
GlorkTheInvader (12:31:53 AM): Also, cocks
jdodge1019 (12:31:59 AM): turns out bees were the lowest scoring of my answers
jdodge1019 (12:32:25 AM): everyone is allergic to bees on some level
GlorkTheInvader (12:32:37 AM): NUTS, SHELLFISH, CHOCOLATE, POLLEN
GlorkTheInvader (12:32:44 AM): that's probably what i'd have said
thesheamuffin (12:32:51 AM): you would have been fine
thokstar (12:33:00 AM): I'm still in the lead
thesheamuffin (12:33:04 AM): Seeing as ckillor put "girls" and "jesus"
unsanitary999 (12:33:04 AM): thok
thesheamuffin (12:33:07 AM): Me too, thok
unsanitary999 (12:33:07 AM): i'm allergic to mold
jdodge1019 (12:33:08 AM): you would have gotten 44 points, glork
thokstar (12:33:08 AM): Evn if it's the "fake" lead
jdodge1019 (12:33:13 AM): i'm in fake 2nd
GlorkTheInvader (12:33:16 AM): I considered pet dander, mold,and dust
jdodge1019 (12:33:17 AM): 4 points behind you
GlorkTheInvader (12:33:18 AM): as alternatives
jdodge1019 (12:33:54 AM): flea was in fake last and waaay behind a short while ago
jdodge1019 (12:34:01 AM): now he's gained quite a bit
jdodge1019 (12:36:49 AM): ahahahahaha
jdodge1019 (12:37:08 AM): my joke list in the thread on CC where they accused us of being multis got checked
jdodge1019 (12:37:26 AM): where i said they were alts of each other because they were agreeing with each othr
unsanitary999 (12:38:03 AM): hahahahahaha
unsanitary999 (12:38:05 AM): i love this forum
unsanitary999 (12:38:09 AM): and by i love it
jdodge1019 (12:38:11 AM): hrmmm
unsanitary999 (12:38:11 AM): i mean that i hate it
jdodge1019 (12:38:16 AM): ticket is still open on NFC
unsanitary999 (12:38:17 AM): because it's the worst forum i've ever seen
jdodge1019 (12:38:19 AM): but no response
jdodge1019 (12:38:59 AM): brb
thesheamuffin (12:39:23 AM): no u
unsanitary999 (12:39:44 AM): I'll give someone 20 bucks to finish this project for me
thesheamuffin (12:40:29 AM): What is it?
GlorkTheInvader (12:40:34 AM): *licks affectionately*
thesheamuffin (12:40:35 AM): And how would you pay me/
GlorkTheInvader (12:40:38 AM): SHIT RWONG WINDOW SORRY SHEA
GlorkTheInvader (12:40:47 AM): I MEAN
GlorkTheInvader (12:40:48 AM): FUCK
thesheamuffin (12:41:08 AM): /fucks
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:12 AM): :D
thesheamuffin (12:41:15 AM): strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:19 AM): cake
thesheamuffin (12:41:22 AM): strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:24 AM): cake
thesheamuffin (12:41:25 AM):  strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:32 AM): cake
thesheamuffin (12:41:34 AM):  strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:36 AM): cake
thesheamuffin (12:41:37 AM):  strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:39 AM): cake
thesheamuffin (12:41:40 AM):  strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:41 AM): cake
thesheamuffin (12:41:42 AM):  strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:44 AM): cake
jdodge1019 (12:41:47 AM): rhubarb on fire
thesheamuffin (12:41:56 AM): You are a disgrace
unsanitary999 (12:42:27 AM): It's a final project for my journalism class
thesheamuffin (12:42:35 AM): What is it, and how would you pay me?
unsanitary999 (12:42:44 AM): super vague, super easy
unsanitary999 (12:43:02 AM): it's finding a bunch of sources and inserting them into a "would-be" memo to my editor
thesheamuffin (12:43:05 AM): I'd do it if you ordered me pizza hut online right now.
unsanitary999 (12:43:21 AM): srsly?
thesheamuffin (12:43:28 AM): Heh
thesheamuffin (12:43:30 AM): Well
thesheamuffin (12:43:34 AM): How much needs to be done?
thesheamuffin (12:44:06 AM): never mind the store is closed.
poppinpuffin (12:44:09 AM): he has to get a pizza for me
poppinpuffin (12:44:17 AM): NUH UH Dominos is open till 2
thesheamuffin (12:44:17 AM): I'm so hungry
poppinpuffin (12:44:19 AM): (on fridays
thesheamuffin (12:44:27 AM): They don't have online ordering for my area
thesheamuffin (12:44:32 AM): I haven't eaten today
jdodge1019 (12:44:41 AM): why aren't there any 24 hour pizza places
unsanitary999 (12:44:41 AM): Well it's very easy to do and very vague, just time consuming and annoying
jdodge1019 (12:44:47 AM): that have online ordering
thesheamuffin (12:44:48 AM): Ah
thesheamuffin (12:44:52 AM): Time consuming
thesheamuffin (12:44:54 AM): Gay
thesheamuffin (12:45:07 AM): You know when I was at St. Johns I used to charge 20$ a page?
thesheamuffin (12:45:25 AM): made pretty decent money
unsanitary999 (12:45:42 AM): you have to find 3 internet sites, 3 magazine articles, a book source, two interview candidates (with questions and credentials), an annotation for one source, a government source, 3 scholarly journal articles, and a couple of other things
unsanitary999 (12:45:48 AM): and then synthesize some of the information
thesheamuffin (12:45:55 AM): unsanitary999 (12:45:42 AM): you have to find 3 internet sites, 3 magazine articles, a book source, two interview candidates (with questions and credentials), an annotation for one source, a government source, 3 scholarly journal articles, and a couple of other things
thesheamuffin (12:45:56 AM): FUCK THAT
unsanitary999 (12:45:57 AM): and implicitly put those sources into an article
thesheamuffin (12:46:00 AM): For 20$
jdodge1019 (12:46:06 AM): and a partridge in a pear treeeee
thesheamuffin (12:46:09 AM): Try like 80$
unsanitary999 (12:46:11 AM): cite those sources as well
unsanitary999 (12:46:17 AM): that's just what i have left to do
andycyca (12:46:41 AM): hark
unsanitary999 (12:46:43 AM): I've done about half of it
unsanitary999 (12:46:49 AM): and it's due friday
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andycyca (12:48:16 AM): I'm charging $10 an hour for Chem classes
unsanitary999 (12:48:34 AM): I'll pay you 50, shea
andycyca (12:49:02 AM): the gentleman in aquamarine says 50, Do I hear 52?
unsanitary999 (12:49:03 AM): or 30 and 2 WoGs
andycyca (12:51:25 AM): I think shea passed out
unsanitary999 (12:52:11 AM): hey
unsanitary999 (12:52:21 AM): i'm trying to "track" information about the new vikings stadium
unsanitary999 (12:52:27 AM): what site should i set up an RSS feed at?
jdodge1019 (12:52:34 AM): i would do it but i have no time
thesheamuffin (12:52:34 AM): www.wowomg.com
jdodge1019 (12:52:49 AM): although i needs moneys
andycyca (12:52:49 AM): www.elreyano.com
jdodge1019 (12:53:01 AM): go with the first one
unsanitary999 (12:54:19 AM): some help you all are
unsanitary999 (12:54:24 AM): although thanks for the link andy
thesheamuffin (12:56:31 AM): i like this song
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thesheamuffin (12:56:38 AM): Quag would hate it :-)
unsanitary999 (12:57:22 AM): what song
Buhbuhbam13 (12:58:11 AM): Hi.
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andycyca (12:59:08 AM): fucking ISP
andycyca (12:59:18 AM): you're welcome quag
unsanitary999 (12:59:26 AM): guys help me find 3 scholarly journal articles pleasepleaseplease :-(
andycyca (12:59:33 AM): about what?
jdodge1019 (12:59:33 AM): there is one incredibly intelligent response from that soundout bitch in the following thread
jdodge1019 (12:59:34 AM): http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35573
unsanitary999 (12:59:56 AM): regarding...building sports stadiums or new sports stadiums
jdodge1019 (1:00:02 AM): it's enigmatic
unsanitary999 (1:00:22 AM): if you can get insights on the minnesota gophers and twins, that'd be great (since they're building new stadiums in minneapolis), but anything is cool with me
unsanitary999 (1:01:52 AM): since the project is so fucking vague and lenient
andycyca (1:02:33 AM): what are the characteristics of a "Scholar" article?
andycyca (1:02:46 AM): I mean, does Scientific American work?
unsanitary999 (1:03:36 AM): No, but that will work
unsanitary999 (1:04:00 AM): Scholarly means that it has to be printed in a periodical journal and is peer reviewed. Scientific american is a magazine article
unsanitary999 (1:04:05 AM): something of which i need as well :-)
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thokstar (1:09:07 AM): Quag, what do you want 3 scholarly journal articles about?
unsanitary999 (1:09:22 AM): (11:59:55 PM) Cody: regarding...building sports stadiums or new sports stadiums
unsanitary999 (1:09:29 AM): (12:00:21 AM) Cody: if you can get insights on the minnesota gophers and twins, that'd be great (since they're building new stadiums in minneapolis), but anything is cool with me
unsanitary999 (1:10:16 AM): I've found two, but I'm having difficulty finding other relevant ones
thokstar (1:10:30 AM): Have you tried using Google scholar?
jdodge1019 (1:10:54 AM): google knows all
unsanitary999 (1:11:14 AM): yes
thokstar (1:11:15 AM): Google scholar is specifically a search through scholarly papers
unsanitary999 (1:11:28 AM): i'm going to try again with different search terms if you guys won't do this for me :-)
thokstar (1:11:48 AM): I just typed in economics, stadiums minnesota
thokstar (1:11:51 AM): :P
thesheamuffin (1:12:33 AM): Have you tried jstor...
thokstar (1:13:12 AM): Apparently there's a Journal of Sports Econmics
thokstar (1:13:16 AM): rt Economics
unsanitary999 (1:13:20 AM): ooh!
unsanitary999 (1:13:30 AM): i must not have used nice terms in my search
thokstar (1:13:44 AM): http://jse.sagepub.com/
thokstar (1:14:10 AM): Again, use Google Scholar, not Google proper
unsanitary999 (1:14:16 AM): yeah i know
jdodge1019 (1:14:23 AM): truuuuuuuust gooooooooogle
unsanitary999 (1:16:04 AM): thanks thok
jdodge1019 (1:17:04 AM): "1983 - The Hitler diaries were revealed as a hoax when experts examined the books and concluded that they were fake."
jdodge1019 (1:17:21 AM): They were revealed as a hoax when they concluded they were a hoax
thokstar (1:19:30 AM): So, both my newbie games are day 1, six pages long
thokstar (1:19:52 AM): One over a month old, and the other is only a few days old.
thokstar (1:19:56 AM): Hmmmmm
jdodge1019 (1:20:25 AM): hmmmmm
thokstar (1:20:33 AM): I blame the ICs
thokstar (1:20:41 AM): And everybody else
jdodge1019 (1:20:48 AM): i have jordan and BM for ICs in one of my games
jdodge1019 (1:20:55 AM): it's going excruciatingly slowly
thokstar (1:21:10 AM): That;s got to be better than what I started with
thokstar (1:21:20 AM): lordy and FerNaNdO
jdodge1019 (1:21:26 AM): ouch
jdodge1019 (1:21:31 AM): didn't one or both flake
thokstar (1:21:40 AM): Oman replaced FeRnAnDo
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jdodge1019 (1:21:59 AM): my middle newbie has IH and The Fonz
thokstar (1:22:03 AM): (Don't expect consistent capitalization in fErnAndO
jdodge1019 (1:22:26 AM): oh
jdodge1019 (1:22:37 AM): and my youngest one has Rishi and spurgistan
jdodge1019 (1:22:42 AM): :-\
thokstar (1:22:44 AM): Who?
thokstar (1:22:54 AM): spurgistan?
jdodge1019 (1:22:55 AM): yes
jdodge1019 (1:23:04 AM): still fairly new
thokstar (1:23:05 AM): I repeat, spurgistan?
GlorkTheInvader (1:23:13 AM): hehe, your "youngest" newbie
jdodge1019 (1:23:16 AM): yes
jdodge1019 (1:23:28 AM): i have 3 newbie games, they are like my children
thokstar (1:23:33 AM): My most recent one has Adel and Pug
jdodge1019 (1:23:33 AM): i am a horrible father
jdodge1019 (1:25:03 AM): i hate how suddenly all the people whom I was at one point an IC to are now ICs
jdodge1019 (1:25:11 AM): i want to be a newbie again damnit
jdodge1019 (1:25:21 AM): then i can care less
thokstar (1:25:42 AM): A bunch of people need to be smacked with a trout
MazzehMedeh (1:25:47 AM): I want to be newbie again so maybe I won't suck the second time up :\
jdodge1019 (1:25:48 AM): indeed
jdodge1019 (1:25:53 AM): pfft
jdodge1019 (1:25:56 AM): you don't suck Maz
MazzehMedeh (1:25:59 AM): :\
MazzehMedeh (1:26:11 AM): at least as town I do
jdodge1019 (1:26:21 AM): i learned more from that newbie game with you in it than any of the ones I IC'd
MazzehMedeh (1:26:27 AM): which game was that? XD
MazzehMedeh (1:26:32 AM): and did I do anything decent? :\
jdodge1019 (1:26:33 AM): the lucky one
MazzehMedeh (1:26:37 AM): oh yeah
MazzehMedeh (1:26:39 AM): ...that one T_T
jdodge1019 (1:26:50 AM): you traumatized me and turned me into the player i am today
MazzehMedeh (1:26:54 AM): the complete and utter abortion of luck
MazzehMedeh (1:27:03 AM): what game was that? I now desire to read it
jdodge1019 (1:27:06 AM): 284
thesheamuffin (1:27:10 AM): m
MazzehMedeh (1:27:11 AM): sweet
thesheamuffin (1:27:12 AM): h
thesheamuffin (1:27:14 AM): s
thesheamuffin (1:27:16 AM): j
thesheamuffin (1:27:19 AM): 8
thesheamuffin (1:27:33 AM): strawberry
jdodge1019 (1:27:51 AM): of the 3 newbie games i played as an actual newbie, one was as a townie, one was as a cop, and one was as scum
jdodge1019 (1:27:53 AM): in that order
jdodge1019 (1:28:15 AM): this was back when they had mostly competent people ICing newbies
thesheamuffin (1:28:24 AM): Yeah
thesheamuffin (1:28:31 AM): Before the dark ages of twito
thesheamuffin (1:28:43 AM): I need foos
thesheamuffin (1:28:44 AM): d
thesheamuffin (1:28:47 AM): like so bad
thesheamuffin (1:28:49 AM): SOOOO bad
jdodge1019 (1:28:50 AM): i think i had Seol, Commodore Amazing and BMQ for ICs in my first game
MazzehMedeh (1:28:52 AM): What good did I do in that game besides my trademark "omfg explosion o' rage" gambit? :\
MazzehMedeh (1:29:00 AM): (which did nothing of course)
thesheamuffin (1:29:06 AM): MazzehMedeh (1:29:00 AM): (which did nothing of course)
jdodge1019 (1:29:12 AM): your explosion of rage gambit helped quite a bit
thesheamuffin (1:29:14 AM): But it was secretly everything
jdodge1019 (1:29:21 AM): IT MADE ME STOP BEING DUMB
MazzehMedeh (1:29:23 AM): partner had to commit suicide :\
thesheamuffin (1:29:25 AM): no it didn't
jdodge1019 (1:29:28 AM): stallingchamp
jdodge1019 (1:29:30 AM): yes
MazzehMedeh (1:29:30 AM): it would have been more epic had it won the game
thesheamuffin (1:29:31 AM): LOL
thesheamuffin (1:29:36 AM): schamp
MazzehMedeh (1:29:39 AM): which btw has happened before
jdodge1019 (1:29:39 AM): i think he did that newbie game thing to get back at me
thesheamuffin (1:29:49 AM): time to go get food
MazzehMedeh (1:30:30 AM): but seriously dude, don't patronize me :\
jdodge1019 (1:30:34 AM): eh
jdodge1019 (1:30:38 AM): i'm serious
MazzehMedeh (1:30:50 AM): I made you a good player by being a bad one? :\
jdodge1019 (1:30:55 AM): that's the one of my games as a newbie that i remember
MazzehMedeh (1:31:11 AM): srsly I'm pretty terrible. read chrono trigger.
MazzehMedeh (1:31:19 AM): I have had a few good games but otherwise I fail
jdodge1019 (1:31:25 AM): isn't that like 100 pages or something
jdodge1019 (1:31:31 AM): if so i'd rather not at the moment
thokstar (1:31:35 AM): Just read the last few pages
MazzehMedeh (1:31:37 AM): yeah.
MazzehMedeh (1:31:38 AM): :\
thokstar (1:31:44 AM): Where we yell at Maz for being an idiot
MazzehMedeh (1:31:46 AM): I am not sure what I was thinking frankly
MazzehMedeh (1:31:56 AM): :\ thank you for rubbing in my face something I admit from like a year ago
thokstar (1:31:57 AM): You weren't thinkinh
thokstar (1:32:12 AM): But fair enough
MazzehMedeh (1:32:17 AM): no, I had some sort of thought process
MazzehMedeh (1:32:20 AM): it was just horribly wrong
thokstar (1:32:23 AM): I blame my random vig role
MazzehMedeh (1:32:45 AM): know what sucks? several games in which I was rocking as scum have been abandoned
thokstar (1:32:46 AM): If my vig on Primate had worked, it wouldn't have been an issue.
MazzehMedeh (1:32:53 AM): specifically Exile
jdodge1019 (1:32:55 AM): exile
jdodge1019 (1:32:56 AM): yes
jdodge1019 (1:33:07 AM): i remember that one because of skruffs
jdodge1019 (1:33:15 AM): and how i hate playing in games with him
thokstar (1:33:17 AM): Stupid Lowell messed up the streak of Large Theme town wins
GlorkTheInvader (1:33:18 AM): APPARENTLY MY SOUL IS WORTH MORE THAN A MILLION DOLLARS
jdodge1019 (1:33:21 AM): which started with that
GlorkTheInvader (1:33:34 AM): what
GlorkTheInvader (1:33:35 AM): blinds go up
MazzehMedeh (1:33:37 AM): we had exile in our palsm :\
jdodge1019 (1:33:38 AM): why was it Mariyta's fault
MazzehMedeh (1:33:39 AM): ^palms
MazzehMedeh (1:33:41 AM): it was crazy
thokstar (1:33:43 AM): Oh, I guess SG-1 already broke the streak
jdodge1019 (1:33:47 AM): i was handing it to you
MazzehMedeh (1:34:02 AM): wasn't just you :{
MazzehMedeh (1:34:04 AM): :P
The Fritzler (1:34:28 AM): hi mazz
The Fritzler (1:34:33 AM): ready for the largest dungeon ever?
jdodge1019 (1:34:36 AM): but it was mostly me
MazzehMedeh (1:34:36 AM): hells yes
The Fritzler (1:34:46 AM): i kind of want to die once we hit level 7
The Fritzler (1:34:50 AM): so i can be a ghost faced killah
thesheamuffin (1:34:51 AM): I think generally
MazzehMedeh (1:35:02 AM): heh.
thesheamuffin (1:35:02 AM): A player is as good as they think they are bad
thesheamuffin (1:35:06 AM): For instance
jdodge1019 (1:35:07 AM): indeed
MazzehMedeh (1:35:14 AM): Shea: If that is true I am abnormally amazing.
thesheamuffin (1:35:15 AM): BM thinks he;s awesome
jdodge1019 (1:35:19 AM): yes
jdodge1019 (1:35:21 AM): and he's terrible
thesheamuffin (1:35:23 AM): He sucks proportionally
jdodge1019 (1:35:26 AM): i think i've lost my touch
MazzehMedeh (1:35:28 AM): Fritz: Have you seen my character? Vow of Poverty Dragonfire Adept. :D
thokstar (1:35:33 AM): I would use Albert as a better example
thesheamuffin (1:35:39 AM): Whereas you think you're bad
thesheamuffin (1:35:45 AM): Whereas you're pretty good
thesheamuffin (1:36:07 AM): The anomaly is people like PJ who are good and know it
thesheamuffin (1:36:21 AM): And people like Jdodge who are bad and know it
The Fritzler (1:36:26 AM): no
The Fritzler (1:36:28 AM): let me check it out
thokstar (1:36:31 AM): Feh, PJ often thinks he sucks
unsanitary999 (1:36:37 AM): question
GlorkTheInvader (1:36:37 AM): No
The Fritzler (1:36:37 AM): mazz, can i ahve bingo take a 10 on a track check?
MazzehMedeh (1:36:38 AM): I still insist I am terrible. Look at most of the games I am in. I get mislynched for stupid shit or go all CT.
GlorkTheInvader (1:36:41 AM): PJ just says he thinks he sucks
thesheamuffin (1:36:42 AM): Ok fine
unsanitary999 (1:36:43 AM): this may be a self centered question
thesheamuffin (1:36:44 AM): GLORK
jdodge1019 (1:36:45 AM): i'm not bad per se
thesheamuffin (1:36:48 AM): Who thinks he's good
thokstar (1:36:49 AM): Glork, fair enough
jdodge1019 (1:36:50 AM): just a misunderstood genius
thesheamuffin (1:36:51 AM): And actually is
MazzehMedeh (1:36:56 AM): Fritz: no, because there is a negative consequence
unsanitary999 (1:37:02 AM): what about players like quagmire who don't really give a damn
jdodge1019 (1:37:03 AM): ah fuck
jdodge1019 (1:37:08 AM): i just proved your point shea
jdodge1019 (1:37:10 AM): :-(
thesheamuffin (1:37:14 AM): unsanitary999 (1:37:02 AM): what about players like quagmire who don't really give a damn
MazzehMedeh (1:37:15 AM): quagmire? that guy is a douche
jdodge1019 (1:37:19 AM): yeah
thesheamuffin (1:37:19 AM): They get banned straight away
GlorkTheInvader (1:38:16 AM): yeah that quag is such a zoneace
GlorkTheInvader (1:38:22 AM): god
GlorkTheInvader (1:38:24 AM): fuck him
thesheamuffin (1:38:28 AM): Becca was doing a research a research paper
thesheamuffin (1:38:33 AM): And had never heard of jstor
thesheamuffin (1:38:35 AM): Which shocked me
GlorkTheInvader (1:38:36 AM): A RESEARCH A RESEARCH PAPER
thesheamuffin (1:38:45 AM): How can you do a research paper without jstor?
MazzehMedeh (1:39:12 AM): uhm
MazzehMedeh (1:39:15 AM): how does I jstored?
thesheamuffin (1:39:19 AM): Um
jdodge1019 (1:39:22 AM): a research a research a research a research
thesheamuffin (1:39:32 AM): Go to your school library
unsanitary999 (1:39:37 AM): i've never heard of jstor
thesheamuffin (1:39:38 AM): Find journal databases
unsanitary999 (1:39:44 AM): I've never been to my school's library
thesheamuffin (1:39:44 AM): Go to jstor
thesheamuffin (1:39:51 AM): Librarys webpage
thesheamuffin (1:39:56 AM): Is what I meant
MazzehMedeh (1:39:59 AM): I know what jstor is dude
thesheamuffin (1:40:09 AM): unsanitary999 (1:39:37 AM): i've never heard of jstor
MazzehMedeh (1:40:16 AM): oh.
jdodge1019 (1:40:18 AM): no u
MazzehMedeh (1:40:28 AM): Sleep time homies.
MazzehMedeh (1:40:36 AM): I can has class at 8.
jdodge1019 (1:40:39 AM): no
jdodge1019 (1:40:41 AM): you can't
MazzehMedeh (1:40:46 AM): oh then no sleep for me ^_^
jdodge1019 (1:40:47 AM): so there
GlorkTheInvader (1:40:53 AM): I went through all of college without knowing about jstor
GlorkTheInvader (1:40:56 AM): *shrugs*
thesheamuffin (1:41:02 AM): Man
thesheamuffin (1:41:08 AM): it makes writing papers so much easier
thesheamuffin (1:41:18 AM): Especially for those pesky "print" sources
(1:41:41 AM) andycyca has left the room.
MazzehMedeh (1:41:42 AM): I wrote a paper not too long ago because the wikipedia page for marie-antoinette has a retarded number of page citations from a single book
MazzehMedeh (1:41:47 AM): and now I sleep for real. good night, sirs.
The Fritzler (1:42:27 AM): woot woot
The Fritzler (1:42:28 AM): 19
The Fritzler (1:42:59 AM): putting my hidden language to use
thesheamuffin (1:43:49 AM): Heh
thesheamuffin (1:43:58 AM): Thats my favorite way to find online sources
thesheamuffin (1:44:07 AM): Go to wikipedia, and yoink their citations.
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:14 AM): .asdpoifjaspdivjlk
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:17 AM): fuck poker
thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.
thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:28 AM): Yeah, I put someone ona heart draw
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:33 AM): knew they'd chase the river
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:35 AM): pushed, they called
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:37 AM): natch, the heart comes
jdodge1019 (1:44:46 AM): lolz
thesheamuffin (1:44:52 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:55 AM): there goes $12 ._.
GlorkTheInvader (1:45:11 AM): no, I have to go to bed soon
thesheamuffin (1:45:14 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
thesheamuffin (1:45:15 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
thesheamuffin (1:45:16 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
jdodge1019 (1:45:16 AM): pfft
thesheamuffin (1:45:16 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
thesheamuffin (1:45:17 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
thesheamuffin (1:45:18 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
thesheamuffin (1:45:18 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
GlorkTheInvader (1:45:18 AM): drafting is at least a 2-hour commitment for me
jdodge1019 (1:45:24 AM): sleep is for the weak
thesheamuffin (1:45:26 AM): Do you know
thesheamuffin (1:45:37 AM): Nick is like 30-2 in the last week
GlorkTheInvader (1:45:51 AM): That's pretty solid
GlorkTheInvader (1:45:59 AM): I've not played in a few days
GlorkTheInvader (1:46:06 AM): *shrug*
thesheamuffin (1:46:07 AM): He's like ranked 150th on modo
thesheamuffin (1:46:09 AM): in limited
thesheamuffin (1:46:18 AM): 1920 rating? wtf
unsanitary999 (1:46:19 AM): is that playswith squirrels
thesheamuffin (1:46:23 AM): Yeah
thesheamuffin (1:46:34 AM): My rating is 1530
GlorkTheInvader (1:46:35 AM): at 1854?
thesheamuffin (1:46:36 AM): >.>
unsanitary999 (1:46:39 AM): TELL HIM TO STOP PLAYING FUCKING MAGIC
GlorkTheInvader (1:46:40 AM): Not t150
thesheamuffin (1:46:42 AM): Heh
unsanitary999 (1:46:45 AM): AND START UP THE GAME HE'S MODDING!
thesheamuffin (1:46:49 AM): Whats your ranking?
unsanitary999 (1:46:52 AM): IT'S BEEN NIGHT FOR NEARLY A MONTH!
thesheamuffin (1:46:55 AM): Dude
thesheamuffin (1:46:59 AM): I played in corons game
thesheamuffin (1:47:04 AM): So shut then fuck up
thesheamuffin (1:47:08 AM): We had night for 3 months
thesheamuffin (1:47:21 AM): Then there was MoS and Glorks game
creampuffeater (1:47:27 AM):  lol
thesheamuffin (1:47:28 AM): Which had night for like 2 months
thesheamuffin (1:47:31 AM): And then got cancelled
creampuffeater (1:47:38 AM):  63
creampuffeater (1:47:41 AM):  i think
thesheamuffin (1:47:43 AM): After I had played fucking BRILLIANTLY for 2 days
thesheamuffin (1:47:44 AM): 53
creampuffeater (1:47:50 AM):  ahhh
creampuffeater (1:47:51 AM):  close
unsanitary999 (1:47:52 AM): I've been playing brilliantly all game
thesheamuffin (1:48:00 AM): NO UR NOT RITE
unsanitary999 (1:48:03 AM): I dominated that one guy that starts with a C
unsanitary999 (1:48:09 AM): Cephrir or something
thesheamuffin (1:48:10 AM): CPE, you and sudo set up a game time yet?
creampuffeater (1:48:19 AM):  i should check scum
thesheamuffin (1:48:28 AM): Panzer lost to korlash
thesheamuffin (1:48:37 AM): Who is playing...YOu guessed it, korlash control
jdodge1019 (1:48:46 AM): i fucking hate korlash
jdodge1019 (1:48:48 AM): so much
creampuffeater (1:48:48 AM):  ok
creampuffeater (1:48:50 AM):  Shea
creampuffeater (1:48:52 AM):  we set it up
creampuffeater (1:48:59 AM):  for between 9:30 and 11
creampuffeater (1:49:01 AM):  whenever
thesheamuffin (1:49:01 AM): For right now?
thesheamuffin (1:49:04 AM): Thats awesome
creampuffeater (1:49:05 AM):  no
creampuffeater (1:49:07 AM):  right now
thesheamuffin (1:49:08 AM): So...
thesheamuffin (1:49:14 AM): You mean you're playing right now?
creampuffeater (1:49:15 AM):  is die cause of 3 tests tommorrow
thesheamuffin (1:49:16 AM): I approve
thesheamuffin (1:49:22 AM): Dude
thesheamuffin (1:49:28 AM): You don't know the meaning of tests
creampuffeater (1:49:37 AM):  cramming last minute?
thesheamuffin (1:49:42 AM): 1 have 3 papers due tommorow
thesheamuffin (1:49:50 AM): And also a final
creampuffeater (1:49:50 AM):  you started?
thesheamuffin (1:50:00 AM): And I didn't sleep last night either
thesheamuffin (1:50:02 AM): No fuck that
creampuffeater (1:50:05 AM):  lol
unsanitary999 (1:50:24 AM): I have two classes tomorrow
unsanitary999 (1:50:27 AM): and work for 2 hours
unsanitary999 (1:50:33 AM): so I will sleep now
thesheamuffin (1:50:35 AM): I could have worked today
thesheamuffin (1:50:39 AM): But I turned my boss down
thesheamuffin (1:50:44 AM): So I could work on my papers
thesheamuffin (1:50:50 AM): So then I played MWS instead
thokstar (1:51:27 AM): Any time Panzer loses is good.
jdodge1019 (1:51:36 AM): quick question
jdodge1019 (1:51:43 AM): how would you describe me in 3 words or less
jdodge1019 (1:51:53 AM): i'm rewriting my wiki page and will make use of this
GlorkTheInvader (1:51:56 AM): Of course, Shea.
GlorkTheInvader (1:51:59 AM): That's how it works. :P
thokstar (1:52:03 AM): Stubborn dog
jdodge1019 (1:52:49 AM): hrmmm
thesheamuffin (1:52:55 AM): thokstar (1:51:27 AM): Any time Panzer loses is good.
thesheamuffin (1:52:56 AM): Why?
thokstar (1:53:08 AM): Because Panzer's full of himself
GlorkTheInvader (1:53:21 AM): ha, modo's down anyway shea :P
thesheamuffin (1:53:23 AM): I would describe you as "nitwit, booby, flubber"
GlorkTheInvader (1:53:29 AM): I probably crashed it
jdodge1019 (1:53:32 AM): hrmmm
(1:53:35 AM) Buhbuhbam13 has left the room.
GlorkTheInvader (1:53:36 AM): I was getting the info of every person in the draft room
thesheamuffin (1:53:40 AM): heh
thesheamuffin (1:53:47 AM): You can just check your standing...
GlorkTheInvader (1:53:51 AM): I was in G and I'd already found four people with limited ratings higher than 1854
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:01 AM): I LIKE TO DO THINGS INEFFICIENTLY
thesheamuffin (1:54:04 AM): heh
thesheamuffin (1:54:07 AM): You go to my games
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:10 AM): I KNOW
thesheamuffin (1:54:12 AM): (your games, not mine.)
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:14 AM): But I can't see nick's rating
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:16 AM): on my games
thesheamuffin (1:54:17 AM): And then you do a rain dance.
thesheamuffin (1:54:18 AM): Yeah
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:28 AM): I'm just going to go ahead
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:30 AM): and assume
creampuffeater (1:54:32 AM):  PROVE WHY AB = DEATH
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:33 AM): that I crashed modo
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:34 AM): and pat myself on the back
creampuffeater (1:54:35 AM):  damnit
creampuffeater (1:54:38 AM):  thats not the question
thesheamuffin (1:54:42 AM): creampuffeater (1:54:32 AM):  PROVE WHY AB = DEATH
thesheamuffin (1:54:46 AM): Actual Butsecks?
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:47 AM): well you see
creampuffeater (1:55:07 AM):  >.>
creampuffeater (1:55:09 AM):  no
thesheamuffin (1:55:16 AM): did you mean AP?
thesheamuffin (1:55:22 AM): Apprenticed penis
creampuffeater (1:55:34 AM):  i mean
creampuffeater (1:55:36 AM):  geo fails
GlorkTheInvader (1:55:47 AM): A = 7, B = 30, D = 3, E = 5, T = 1, and H = 2
GlorkTheInvader (1:55:50 AM): Thus, AB = DEATH
thesheamuffin (1:55:57 AM): Glork Smash
GlorkTheInvader (1:56:01 AM): RAWR
thesheamuffin (1:56:06 AM): REAGAN SMASH
GlorkTheInvader (1:56:11 AM): *poke*
thesheamuffin (1:56:19 AM): *punch*
GlorkTheInvader (1:56:19 AM): REGANOMICS!
thesheamuffin (1:56:27 AM): Fuck Regan
GlorkTheInvader (1:56:32 AM): REGANOMICS!
jdodge1019 (1:56:33 AM): REGAN?
thesheamuffin (1:56:36 AM): Yeah
thesheamuffin (1:56:41 AM): Theres this kid I know
jdodge1019 (1:56:43 AM): i agree
jdodge1019 (1:56:45 AM): fuck regan
thesheamuffin (1:56:45 AM): Named Brian Regan
thesheamuffin (1:56:49 AM): And he sucks balls.
GlorkTheInvader (1:56:52 AM): REGANOMICS!
jdodge1019 (1:57:11 AM): oh
thesheamuffin (1:57:12 AM): Glork had a bit too much juice tonight
jdodge1019 (1:57:30 AM): i thought you meant the girl from The Exorcist
GlorkTheInvader (2:01:04 AM): REGANOMICS!
creampuffeater (2:04:52 AM):  heh glork
thesheamuffin (2:05:32 AM): glork likes men
GlorkTheInvader (2:05:43 AM): If by men
GlorkTheInvader (2:05:44 AM): you mean
GlorkTheInvader (2:05:46 AM): REGANOMICS!
thesheamuffin (2:05:52 AM): Dude
thesheamuffin (2:05:59 AM): I would have more respect for you if you liked men.
GlorkTheInvader (2:06:08 AM): ....reganomics?
thesheamuffin (2:06:24 AM): Brian Regan is an idiot
GlorkTheInvader (2:06:29 AM): Robutt Chikin?
thesheamuffin (2:06:41 AM): And any economic systme he could come up with would be flawed
GlorkTheInvader (2:06:48 AM): ROBUTT CHIKIN
GlorkTheInvader (2:07:35 AM): Sweet
GlorkTheInvader (2:07:37 AM): Arizona needs to win out
GlorkTheInvader (2:07:47 AM): That gives UVa ++quality win
thesheamuffin (2:09:08 AM): no u
GlorkTheInvader (2:09:22 AM): HELLZ BELLZ YEAH ME
GlorkTheInvader (2:09:40 AM): ..."hells bells yeah" might be the aweomest phrase I've ever heard.
thesheamuffin (2:10:46 AM): Nah
thesheamuffin (2:10:50 AM): "America, fuck yeah"
(2:10:52 AM) The Fritzler has left the room.
GlorkTheInvader (2:11:08 AM): no way
jdodge1019 (2:11:12 AM): "you have 3 months to live"
GlorkTheInvader (2:11:17 AM): Woo!
GlorkTheInvader (2:11:22 AM): okay, bed
thesheamuffin (2:11:22 AM): how about
GlorkTheInvader (2:11:25 AM): /exhausted
thesheamuffin (2:11:29 AM): "I like cocain"
jdodge1019 (2:11:36 AM): i prefer cocaine
jdodge1019 (2:11:37 AM): i mean
jdodge1019 (2:11:38 AM): uh
jdodge1019 (2:11:41 AM): yes that
thesheamuffin (2:11:42 AM): owned
jdodge1019 (2:12:33 AM): i just redid my wiki page
jdodge1019 (2:12:37 AM): i hope it sucks less now
thesheamuffin (2:18:37 AM): I like the "citation needed" tag
jdodge1019 (2:18:49 AM): yeah that was real inspired
(2:19:16 AM) The Fritzler has entered the room.
creampuffeater (2:20:31 AM):  I SLEEPZ
jdodge1019 (2:20:40 AM): sleep is for the weak




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Revision as of 19:07, 4 December 2007

WHO IS JDODGE?

Although the more important question is "Who the (expletive deleted) cares?", we'll ignore that for now and focus on the more upbeat aspects of this enigmatic mystery.

JDodge is a student from sunny, beautiful, NASCAR and International Speedway Corporation-owned Port Orange, Florida. A suburb of Daytona Beach! NOTICE US TOO! COME ON. He joined MafiaScum in May of 2005, on a day best known as the 68th Anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster. Oh the humanity and all that crap. The following is a response he got when asking someone to describe him for use on this page:

[01:54:42 AM] ultimaavalon: big annoying jerk [citation needed]

His playstyle is self-described in the following three words: I don't think. He sits back, watches and then lets his instincts do all the work. This has the following side effects:

  • Lurking
  • General scummy tone
  • Internal bleeding
  • Angry demeanor
  • People thinking he's just pulling names out of a hat and calling them scum (he is!)
  • Nausea and vomiting

He is very proud of the fact that he manages to do absolutely 0 work in most games and still figure out who almost all of the scum are almost all of the time! And that's all I can think of or be bothered to write at the moment. Deal with it.

JDodge/Records

Quotes

[08:45:19 PM] jdodge1019: I'm awfully snitty towards everybody

[08:45:20 PM] Sir Tornado 88: /agree



[01:30:20 AM] jdodge1019: But my psychiatrist helped fix that problem

[01:30:20 AM] ultimaavalon: THIS IS TRUE


[01:36:16 AM] jdodge1019: I AM CRIBBAGE

[01:36:17 AM] buhbuhbam13: cribbage is amazing