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JDodge is a person who for the remainder of the article is going to randomly switch between third-person and first-person because I'll inevitably ramble on and on and on until all readers have lost interest in him.
WHO IS JDODGE?


I may or may not be notorious for being either really, really good or really, really bad. It depends on the game he's in.
Although the more important question is "Who the (expletive deleted) cares?", we'll ignore that for now and focus on the more upbeat aspects of this enigmatic mystery.


His screenname is a secret code called "My first initial and last name", and I have used this name since roughly the beginning of the internet.
[[JDodge]] is a student from sunny, beautiful, NASCAR and International Speedway Corporation-owned Port Orange, Florida. A suburb of Daytona Beach! NOTICE US TOO! COME ON. He joined MafiaScum in May of 2005, on a day best known as the 68th Anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster. Oh the humanity and all that crap. The following is a response he got when asking someone to describe him for use on this page:


Came up with the idea of the "iWill", a joke which stayed popular for almost 12 whole hours.
[01:54:42 AM] ultimaavalon: big annoying jerk <sup><nowiki>[</nowiki>''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYXqlgzAc-0 citation needed]''<nowiki>]</nowiki></sup>


Since I just learned to make those section thingies, he's going to have a more elaborate page than you.
His playstyle is self-described in the following three words: I don't think. He sits back, watches and then lets his instincts do all the work. This has the following side effects:


JDodge has never lost a game where I survived past day 1, except that one time I was endgamed. He really hated that moment. That fact has now been made false by [[HungryJoe]].
*Lurking
*General scummy tone
*Internal bleeding
*Angry demeanor
*People thinking he's just pulling names out of a hat and calling them scum (he is!)
*Nausea and vomiting


JDodge doesn't have conventional thoughts; I think in songs and TV shows. He blames it on changes in latitudes and changes in attitudes, if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.
He is very proud of the fact that he manages to do absolutely 0 work in most games and still figure out who almost all of the scum are almost all of the time! And that's all I can think of or be bothered to write at the moment. Deal with it.
 
I am a founding member of [[Team Asshat]].
 
He is the official "that sucks" guy, who is authorized to say whether or not something officially sucks. I have an underling, [[Oman]].


[[JDodge/Records]]
[[JDodge/Records]]

Revision as of 07:12, 4 December 2007

WHO IS JDODGE?

Although the more important question is "Who the (expletive deleted) cares?", we'll ignore that for now and focus on the more upbeat aspects of this enigmatic mystery.

JDodge is a student from sunny, beautiful, NASCAR and International Speedway Corporation-owned Port Orange, Florida. A suburb of Daytona Beach! NOTICE US TOO! COME ON. He joined MafiaScum in May of 2005, on a day best known as the 68th Anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster. Oh the humanity and all that crap. The following is a response he got when asking someone to describe him for use on this page:

[01:54:42 AM] ultimaavalon: big annoying jerk [citation needed]

His playstyle is self-described in the following three words: I don't think. He sits back, watches and then lets his instincts do all the work. This has the following side effects:

  • Lurking
  • General scummy tone
  • Internal bleeding
  • Angry demeanor
  • People thinking he's just pulling names out of a hat and calling them scum (he is!)
  • Nausea and vomiting

He is very proud of the fact that he manages to do absolutely 0 work in most games and still figure out who almost all of the scum are almost all of the time! And that's all I can think of or be bothered to write at the moment. Deal with it.

JDodge/Records

Quotes

[08:45:19 PM] jdodge1019: I'm awfully snitty towards everybody

[08:45:20 PM] Sir Tornado 88: /agree



[01:30:20 AM] jdodge1019: But my psychiatrist helped fix that problem

[01:30:20 AM] ultimaavalon: THIS IS TRUE


[01:36:16 AM] jdodge1019: I AM CRIBBAGE

[01:36:17 AM] buhbuhbam13: cribbage is amazing

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