Ether

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Little known facts

Ether does not have a conventional left arm. It was removed in a surgery which replaced it with a vacuum cleaner. (Chainsaw arms, alas, require a license.) This is how she eats so quickly. Her unique appendage can also equip some accessories which human arms can't: most notably, she can equip Glork at will to redirect his deadly glorking abilities.

Ether is not a nun. She is not Angelina Jolie. Her screen name is not obscene and should not require the use of asterisks. She does not live in Middlesex. She is not 26, but she is at an age where she enjoys being told that she gives off 26-vibes.

Ether is a Mith minion. This loyalty has cost her; the Council of ScumChat expelled her from the clique for fear that she was a cultist. She insists that she has a dual win condition, but admits that there are some drawbacks to this. Incidentally--if you're eligible (read: female), you should join Ether, Talitha, Ibby, Bookitty, Mizzy and countless other role models. You should be a Mith Minion.

Games

Although Ether started playing on Mafiascum in July 2006 immediately after joining, she doesn't really want to talk about her first year of play. And it's not gonna help you meta her anyway. So we'll start with July 2007. Comments later, possibly.

• Open 35 - Big Love
  • (Replaced in Page 38; alive 73 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, endgamed Day 5. Loss.

• Mini 494 - Farscape
  • (Replaced in Page 8; replaced out Page 31; Page; alive 23 pages.) Pro-town vanilla ("grunt"), technically replaced Day 4.
  • I was replaced not for inactivity but for a slip that gave me more information than I should have had. That makes the outcome a bit more painful...maybe I could have pulled out a win.

• Normal 70 - Traditional
  • (Replaced in Page 6; alive 111 pages.) Pro-town unconfirmed mason, endgamed Day 8. Loss.

• Mini 524 - Short & Sweet 2
  • (Replaced in Page 2; alive 5 pages.) Pro-town vanilla ("hedgewitch"), killed Day 2. Win.

• Mini 535 - Pick Your Poison 2
  • (Alive 45 pages.) Pro-town vanilla-turned-mason, survived. Win.

• Newbie 530
  • (Replaced out Page 7; alive 6 pages.) Mafia roleblocker, replaced Day 1.

• Egypt Mafia
  • (Replaced in Page 75; alive 20 pages.) Pro-town sort-of-confirmed mason ("Osiris"), sort of endgamed. Sort of a draw.
  • But we definitely beat Yosarian.

• Mini 574 - Portal
  • (Replaced in Page 9; alive 14 pages.) Pro-town roleblocker ("Cake Core"), survived. Win.

• Pick Your Poison 3
  • (Alive 43 pages.) Pro-town supersaint, killed Night 4. Loss.

• Mini 594 - Satin Doll Showdown
  • (Alive 28 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 3. Win.

• Invitational 10
  • (Replaced out Page 39; alive 27 pages.) Pro-town one-shot vig ("Pie_is_good"), replaced Day 1.

• Mini 707 - Cops and Robbers
  • (Alive 43 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 2. Loss.

• Newbie 707 - Nitoville, Steel Ward
  • (Replaced in Page 1; replaced out Page 11, alive 7 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, replaced Day 1.

• Mini 720 - SPQR
  • (Ether + Patrick hydra; alive 16 pages) Pro-town vanilla ("conspirator"), killed Night 1. Loss.

• Mini 728 - Ye Olde Tymes
  • (Replaced in Page 17; alive 9 pages.) Pro-town lover ("Staargdom"), survived. Win.

• Mini 771 - Mafia in Ludd
  • (Alive 32 pages.) Red mafia roleblocker, lynched Day 2. Win.

• Newbie 790
  • (Alive 15 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 3. Loss.

• Mini 800 - cr3t1n's mafier
  • (Replaced in Page 3; alive 15 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, killed Night 1. Loss.

• Newbie 798
  • (Replaced in Page 8; alive 7 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, survived. Win.

• Newbie 815
  • (Alive 37 pages.) Pro-town vanilla, lynched Day 1. Win.

Testimonials

(10:10:58 PM) CaffieneDeity: Guys. Am I nice?
(10:11:03 PM) CaffieneDeity: This is very important.
(10:11:07 PM) XXXpickemgenius: YES INDEED
(10:11:09 PM) jathan84: ether i'd say yes
(10:11:11 PM) soccerh888: IRL?
(10:11:13 PM) XXXpickemgenius: YES
(10:11:13 PM) Ultima Avalon: I think you are
(10:11:15 PM) XXXpickemgenius: <3
(10:11:28 PM) soccerh888: IRL or online?
(10:11:50 PM) CaffieneDeity: Uh, the person I'm proving this to is online.
(10:12:00 PM) soccerh888: yeah
(10:12:31 PM) unclexyzzy: well, you're always sitting on people in photos from starkadium, so if you were really fat or sweaty you'd be mean
(10:12:43 PM) unclexyzzy: but you don't appear to be either of those in the photos

(10:14:38 PM) Nocitogin: Indeed. Ether is the kindest, sweetest, most gentle, wonderful person on Earth.

(7:12:01 PM) ArtherDent: 's ok. We all love Ether.

Ether is truly a kind hearted soul who rescues kittens, feeds the homeless and ocassionally will even make the sun come out and play. Any slight one reads in her posts should be disregarded because it's an obvious misinterpretation.
-Green Crayons, Mini 707

(6:09:53 AM) Xtoxm: i dunno, id say youre prob one of the less scary ones