Yosarian2 is a mild mannered man who currently abides in South Jersey, where he enjoys engaging in fun activities such as knitting, tea parties and when he feels a bit wild, he likes to crochet.
True fact: Yosarian2 is the only person to have insulted Chuck Norris (for wearing white post-Labor Day), been at the unfortunate end of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face, and survived to tell the tale. He now has Chuck Norris under complete mind control, the last person to threaten to straighten Yosarian2's hair received a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face, upon Yosarian2's orders.
Why is this page not more awesome? This guy is awesome!
See also: I agree with Yosarian2