Ether

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Player Profile

A history lesson

Ether's real hair is messier.

Sophie "Ether" Lastnamewithheld used to text roleplay when she was a wee net-rat. (She is still a wee net-rat.) Then she read fanfiction. Then she joined a fan-based forum and text roleplayed a bit there. She first played mafia online when it was introduced to that forum in a messy, messy form. Ether was fascinated by the game and discovered 'Scum on its Wikipedia entry. She lurked without an account for a bit, left for summer camp for three weeks, then joined upon her return.

Ether quickly attained fame as a ScumChatter with healthy levels of sanity, maturity and libido. There was this awesome Momir game where she blatantly speedlynched Skruffs twice as a serial killer for the win. Her uPick games take a ridiculously long time to prepare.

Forum-wise, Ether is capable of displaying intelligence (except in endgame), but she doesn't do that very often. Her posts are fairly infrequent; this elevated through the first half of 2007 until she flaked entirely in May without a word. As of August 26th, she's back with a guilty preference for replacement gigs.

Little known facts

Ether does not have a conventional left arm. It was removed in a surgery which replaced it with a vacuum cleaner. (Chainsaw arms, alas, require a license.) This is how she eats so quickly. Her unique appendage can also equip some accessories which human arms can't: most notably, she can equip Glork at will to redirect his deadly glorking abilities.

Ether is not a nun. She does not live in Middlesex. She is not 26, but she is at an age where she enjoys being told that she gives off 26-vibes. Go ahead, make my day.

Ether is a Mith minion. This loyalty has cost her; the Council of ScumChat expelled her from the clique for fear that she was a cultist. She denies this charge, maintaining that she has a dual win condition. Incidentally--if you're eligible (read: female), you should join Ether, Ibby, Kelly Chen and countless other role models. You should be a Mith Minion.

Ether never FoSes. Ever.

If you are not Ibby, Ether has endgamed Glork more times than you have. If you are Ibby, hi! ♥