Mysterious Mystery Man

About Me

I'm totally mysterious. I have a bit of a reputation as a TROLL and FLAMER, so I've abandoned my usual username. If you know who I'm talking about, I'm FLATTERED. REALLY. NOW SHUT UP! If the MODS find out who I am, I'm BANISHED. Even when I've done nothing, the STIGMA stays.

For those of you who need a few more CLUES, I'm a big fan of online chess, and thought I'd branch out a little. I discovered mafia a while ago, and I like it because it's a SOCIAL game. There's no such thing as a PERFECT strategy. See, like to WIN, and I create tools to do just that for me. But with mafia, there is NO chance of that happening. I ENJOY the challenge it brings. Did I mention I'm a borderline GENIUS? I NEED to be challenged. I go INSANE without a challenge for my massive intellect. So I'm here. YIPPEE!

And, finally, PLEASE sever ALL connections between myself and my alter ego. I am a DIFFERENT PERSON here!

Really. I just want to play mafia. :)

I've got to say, I'm enjoying this site. My brain hasn't had such a WORKOUT in years. I've even been playing some mindless forum games! I just can't get enough! :)

Aliases

Since Mysterious Mystery Man is hard to type, I've put a list of nicknames you can feel free to use:

• Mystery Dude

• Triple M

• MMM

• Mysti - NOT Mysty, that just looks weird.

• Handsome Sex God

• Narcissistic Weirdo

• Bill

Quotes of Shameless Vanity

"If I voted to kill you, sorry. Unless you deserved it, in which case you should shut up and die."

"HEY GUYS, I'M SCUM! Oh. Uh, I mean..."

"Check out OG's first three posts, the guy's got to be either scum or ADHD."

"DING DING! You just set off my super scuminator device. (It also goes WHOOP WHOOP!)"

"Lastly, because I KNOW you lot will harp on this: Yes, I've CHANGED my syntax. I didn't WANT to start typing like I had a MALFUNCTIONING caps lock key. I tried to get by talking like a NORMAL person. But you just don't get it. I have been wrongly accused more often than ANY other player here. I'm sure my new ATTITUDE will get a few OMGUS votes. In the long run, I think COMPREHENSION is more important. In this game it is important one makes FACTS stand out. But then, since when have you cared about the FACTS? When I find myself drowning in a sea of LIES, I will make myself more VISIBLE until I am understood. Call it my SIGNATURE style."

"It's easier and nicer to believe that the people who appear to know what they're talking about are on our side."

"Okay, I'm beginning to think I just like to hear myself talk."

"Getting ready for nighttime in the meantime... got my pajamas on... brushing my teeth... *YAWN*..."

"MAB hasn't posted much, but he's made long, thoughtful posts. At the risk of this sounding like a double entendre, size DOES matter."

"Ah... Nothing like waking up in the morning and finding yourself at L3. How refreshing."

"Okay, this set-up doesn't have a jester, but otherwise I'd swear that's your role."

"fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckanineedstodie"

"Can we somehow combine mafia with girls in bikinis?"

Mysti's Mafia Guide

I'm still learning the nuances of this game, and hopefully this section will be helpful to all those like me who learn the unwritten rules the hard way. Basically, it's a chronicle of all the mistakes I've made, and all the things I've done that worked out rather well.

RULE #1: DON'T BE UNIQUE. See, most of the people on this site have their own little quirks. It helps tell them apart. But it's a good idea not to get any quirks of your own until you're a biggie on this site. I started my own little QUIRK in a game, and people flipped out. Never mind that other players were swearing like sailors, or posting in annoying single sentence paragraphs constantly. See, they are regular players. They're all buddy-buddy with each other. You don't get to stand out until you earn it, apparently. I did absolutely nothing that could be interpreted as a scumtell, and yet I was nearly lynched. OMGUS in the extreme. Fair? No. BUT YOU WILL BE LYNCHED FOR YOUR POSTING STYLE UNLESS YOU ARE A REGULAR MEMBER OF THE SITE!

RULE #2: DON'T SCREW UP THE RVS. It's a pathetic ritual that serves nothing, but any critique will get you bandwagoned. The only thing RVS accomplishes is determining who is bad at it. This person is then declared scum. Stupid. But you have to go along with it. Vote for someone and make up a lame joke about it. It's the town way.

My Games

Joined Harry Potter Mafia

Joined Purgatory

Joined Bastard Mass Effect - annnnnnnnnnnd... died N1.

Joined Mind Screw Mafia 4 - Town aligned day roleblocker/vig. I was first to die. Not sure how. I think I was modkilled, but I didn't break any rules. The game sucked anyway, only discussion was whether or not to lynch the mod's alt, and with no information either way, the debate became a nightmare of WIFOM. It didn't help that there were spammers and people trying to fake abilities.

Joined Open 212 (Hard Boiled Mafia) - Finally over. I was a townie. The entire game crawled at a snail's pace while being plagued by replacement after replacement. Town had almost no chance, but if the other players had just LISTENED to me, and used their heads, we would've won. Instead, I got vigged by a troll. Unbelievable.

Joined Open 209 (5P Vengeful Mafia) - Vengeful Townie, lasted to D2, and got caught choosing between a crossvote with only 4 pages of discussion. I made the wrong call, voted for the player who L1'd the original lynchee.

Joined Newbie 917 - Townie, Lynched Day one. Town loss. Not much more to say, other than congrats to Mustilicor.

Joined Newbie 916 - Scum, sweet victory! This game earned me a nomination for best newbie performance.

Joined Newbie 885 - Cop, mafia win due to my screw-up. No, perhaps screw-up is the wrong word, but it was my fault. I was outsmarted. That doesn't happen very often. Well done, startransmission, well done. This game holds the DISTINCTION of being the first time I revealed myself. Luckily, my fame hasn't spread to this corner of the internet, but it can't be long before someone puts two and two together.

Joined Newbie 875 - Townie, was lynched when I logged off and went to bed. Seems kind of unsportsmanlike... Anyway, the game was pretty much RUINED anyway by a single moron.

Profile

• Forum profile

FREE SPEECH HERE

If you've managed to find your way to my little WIKI, then PLEASE, say something! Everything below here I give permission to edit. If you have the GUTS, that is. TROLLS BEWARE, I will expose you for the MORONS that you are! Don't believe me? GO AHEAD! TEST MY PATIENCE!!!

Test, 1, 2 .....

Love, Nobody Special

Nobody Special? I beg to DIFFER! YOU, sir, hold quite the HONOR! You, my friend are FIRST to step into the lion's den. BRAVO!!!