Mysterious Mystery Man

About Me

I'm totally mysterious. That is all you need know.

Aliases

Since Mysterious Mystery Man is hard to type, I've put a list of nicknames you can feel free to use:

• Mystery Dude

• Triple M

• MMM

• Mysti - NOT Mysty, that just looks weird.

• Handsome Sex God

• Narcissistic Weirdo

• Bill

Quotes

"If I voted to kill you, sorry. Unless you deserved it, in which case you should shut up and die."

"HEY GUYS, I'M SCUM! Oh. Uh, I mean..."

"Check out OG's first three posts, the guy's got to be either scum or ADHD."

"DING DING! You just set off my super scuminator device. (It also goes WHOOP WHOOP!)"

"Lastly, because I KNOW you lot will harp on this: Yes, I've CHANGED my syntax. I didn't WANT to start typing like I had a MALFUNCTIONING caps lock key. I tried to get by talking like a NORMAL person. But you just don't get it. I have been wrongly accused more often than ANY other player here. I'm sure my new ATTITUDE will get a few OMGUS votes. In the long run, I think COMPREHENSION is more important. In this game it is important one makes FACTS stand out. But then, since when have you cared about the FACTS? When I find myself drowning in a sea of LIES, I will make myself more VISIBLE until I am understood. Call it my SIGNATURE style."

My Games

Joined Newbie 885

Joined Newbie 875 - was lynched when I logged off and went to bed. Seems kind of unsportsmanlike... Anyway, the game was pretty much ruined anyway by a single moron who shall remain nameless.

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