Mysterious Mystery Man

About Me

I'm totally MYSTERIOUS. I have a bit of a reputation as a TROLL and FLAMER, so I've abandoned my usual username. If you know who I'm talking about, I'm FLATTERED. REALLY. NOW SHUT UP! If the MODS find out who I am, I'm BANISHED. Even when I've done nothing, the STIGMA stays. I'm a big fan of chess, but thought I'd branch out a little. I discovered mafia a while ago, and I like it because it's a SOCIAL game. There's no such thing as a PERFECT strategy. See, like to WIN, and I create tools to do just that for me. But with mafia, there is NO chance of that happening. I ENJOY the challenge it brings. Did I mention I'm a borderline GENIUS? I NEED to be challenged. I go INSANE without a challenge for my massive intellect. So I'm here. YIPPEE!

And, finally, PLEASE sever ALL connections between myself and my alter ego. I am a DIFFERENT PERSON!

Aliases

Since Mysterious Mystery Man is hard to type, I've put a list of nicknames you can feel free to use:

• Mystery Dude

• Triple M

• MMM

• Mysti - NOT Mysty, that just looks weird.

• Handsome Sex God

• Narcissistic Weirdo

• Bill

Quotes

"If I voted to kill you, sorry. Unless you deserved it, in which case you should shut up and die."

"HEY GUYS, I'M SCUM! Oh. Uh, I mean..."

"Check out OG's first three posts, the guy's got to be either scum or ADHD."

"DING DING! You just set off my super scuminator device. (It also goes WHOOP WHOOP!)"

"Lastly, because I KNOW you lot will harp on this: Yes, I've CHANGED my syntax. I didn't WANT to start typing like I had a MALFUNCTIONING caps lock key. I tried to get by talking like a NORMAL person. But you just don't get it. I have been wrongly accused more often than ANY other player here. I'm sure my new ATTITUDE will get a few OMGUS votes. In the long run, I think COMPREHENSION is more important. In this game it is important one makes FACTS stand out. But then, since when have you cared about the FACTS? When I find myself drowning in a sea of LIES, I will make myself more VISIBLE until I am understood. Call it my SIGNATURE style."

"It's easier and nicer to believe that the people who appear to know what they're talking about are on our side.

My Games

Joined Newbie 885 - Cop, ongoing. I revealed a bit of MYSELF in a fit of anger. I was as surprised as anyone when the rest of the guys FLIPPED out. I got so much bad talk and OMGUS that I just HAD to keep going! Finally, when I was facing L1 a day from deadline, I roleclaimed. Seems that's the only thing these people take seriously. LUCKILY, I have NOTHING TO HIDE! I can't WAIT to see how this turns out! They'll all have to ACCEPT me eventually...

Joined Newbie 875 - Townie, was lynched when I logged off and went to bed. Seems kind of unsportsmanlike... Anyway, the game was pretty much RUINED anyway by a single moron who shall remain nameless.

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