Every year the Institute of Rhubarb Eatery Management (IREM) hosts a dinner cruise in the Chesapeake Bay just outside of Annapolis. This year, only 9 guests from MacDougal’s Galactic Rhubarb Dining Emporium (based in Baltimore in cozy Federal Hill) were on the cruise...the captain left the catering staff and all the other guests on the dock because they were slow to board.
Hey- open bar is waaaaay open now! It was fully stocked, just unmanned, so the MacDougal’s staff are chilling at the tables near the bar and taking turns mixing drinks. Margarita? Salted rim, lime slice and tequila, right?
Most of the MacDougal’s staff were blitzed from here to the Susquehanna before anyone realized the ship was cutting through the choppy bay waves i into the shipping channel.
A massive horn blared on the Thalia, an American cargo vessel running refinery equipment up the bay. The IREM cruise was headed right for the Thalia...they seemed destined to meet in a plowing under of the little bay cruiser in the shipping channel under the Bay Bridge.
But someone in the Thalia’s control room got gallant and yanked the rudder hard to starboard. The massive vessel swung slowly at first...horns on several other ships blasted warnings but it was too late. The vessel struck the Bay Bridge. Shit went sour fast.
The little IREM cruise boat, however, with its heading now unobstructed, continued northward up the bay and disappeared from the scene unhindered and the MacDougal’s staff drowned the scare in liquour.
Not until the passengers woke in the morning to find the boat beached and the captain dead was it clear that the HR lady had it out for the staff (again...but that’s another story) and they were gonna have to sort this out the old fashioned way with votes and rope.
- Mafia Godfather) — Endgame (
- MichelSableheart (Townie) — Endgame
ChannelDelibirdDemon Core (Townie) — Endgame
- iamausername (Townie) — Night 2
- RedCoyote (Mafia Goon) — Day 3
(1-shot Bulletproof Townie) — Endgame (Townie) — Day 2
- roflcopter (1-shot Even Night Jailkeeper) — Day 1
- Empire (1-shot Odd Night Vigilante) — Night 1
|5||roflcopter||Demon Core, Empire, iamausername, MichelSableheart, zoroaster|
roflcopter (1-shot Even Night Jailkeeper) — eliminated
- Mafia Goon (RedCoyote) - Kill: Empire (successful)
Empire (1-shot Odd Night Vigilante) — killed by the Mafia
|4||zoroaster||RedCoyote, iamausername, MichelSableheart, denisatp|
|1||not voting||Demon Core|
Townie) — eliminated(
- Mafia Goon (RedCoyote) - Kill: iamausername (successful)
iamausername (Townie) — killed by the Mafia
|3||MichelSableheart||RedCoyote, Baldanders, Demon Core|
MichelSableheart (vanilla townie) — eliminated
- denisatp (1-shot Bulletproof townie) - killed
- Demon Core (vanilla townie) - killed
- Red Coyote (Mafia Goon) - survived
- Baldanders (Mafia Godfather) - survived