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WHO IS JDODGE?
He's that guy. The one who used to spend unholy amounts of time on the [[Song Contest]]. The one who views personal wiki pages as a mostly pointless self-masturbatory exercise in egotism, and who likes long under-used words like "self-masturbatory".


Although the more important question is "Who the (expletive deleted) cares?", we'll ignore that for now and focus on the more upbeat aspects of this enigmatic mystery.
==~STORYTIME CORNER~==


[[JDodge]] is a student from sunny, beautiful, NASCAR and International Speedway Corporation-owned Port Orange, Florida. A suburb of Daytona Beach! NOTICE US TOO! COME ON. He joined MafiaScum in May of 2005, on a day best known as the 68th Anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster. Oh the humanity and all that crap. The following is a response he got when asking someone to describe him for use on this page:
===The Woodland Creatures===


[01:54:42 AM] ultimaavalon: big annoying jerk <sup><nowiki>[</nowiki>''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYXqlgzAc-0 citation needed]''<nowiki>]</nowiki></sup>
I once got invited to a fishing derby alongside several small woodland mammals. I refused to go because I didn't want to get into a piscine contest with a skunk.


His playstyle is self-described in the following three words: I don't think. He sits back, watches and then lets his instincts do all the work. This has the following side effects:
==Quotables==
 
*Lurking
*General scummy tone
*Internal bleeding
*Angry demeanor
*People thinking he's just pulling names out of a hat and calling them scum (he is!)
*Nausea and vomiting
 
He is very proud of the fact that he manages to do absolutely 0 work in most games and still figure out who almost all of the scum are almost all of the time! And that's all I can think of or be bothered to write at the moment. Deal with it.
 
[[JDodge/Records]]
 
==Quotes==


[08:45:19 PM] jdodge1019: I'm awfully snitty towards everybody
[08:45:19 PM] jdodge1019: I'm awfully snitty towards everybody
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[01:36:17 AM] buhbuhbam13: cribbage is amazing
[01:36:17 AM] buhbuhbam13: cribbage is amazing


(12:20:55 AM) You have just entered room "scumchat."
thesheamuffin (12:20:57 AM): ?
unsanitary999 (12:21:02 AM): !
thesheamuffin (12:21:07 AM): xyl?
thesheamuffin (12:21:10 AM): O.o
andycyca (12:21:39 AM): ¿
jdodge1019 (12:22:09 AM): yes
jdodge1019 (12:22:22 AM): punctuation mark
andycyca (12:22:42 AM): ¿¡
unsanitary999 (12:22:57 AM): my friend is stalking me on mafiascum now
jdodge1019 (12:23:18 AM): yes
jdodge1019 (12:23:20 AM): i noticed
poppinpuffin (12:25:37 AM): dodgeeeeeee
andycyca (12:25:49 AM): eeeeeeee
jdodge1019 (12:25:59 AM): beccaaaaaaa
poppinpuffin (12:26:03 AM): I <3 dodge
jdodge1019 (12:26:19 AM): i will not respond to that at this time
jdodge1019 (12:26:20 AM): >.>
jdodge1019 (12:26:21 AM): <.<
unsanitary999 (12:26:59 AM): also cocks
jdodge1019 (12:28:39 AM): ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO JESUS
jdodge1019 (12:28:46 AM): CKILLOR IS!!!!!
thesheamuffin (12:29:29 AM): poppinpuffin (12:26:03 AM): I <3 dodgeunsanitary999 (12:26:59 AM): also cocks
unsanitary999 (12:29:38 AM): ^5
thesheamuffin (12:29:39 AM): Jdodge, he's also allergic to girls
thesheamuffin (12:29:41 AM): lulz
jdodge1019 (12:29:58 AM): BUT IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO JESUS THEN YOU GO TO HELL FOR BEING A BLASPHEMOUS HERETIC
jdodge1019 (12:30:06 AM): OR POSSIBLY GET BURNED AT THE STAKE
jdodge1019 (12:30:14 AM): either one works really
CaffieneDeity (12:30:32 AM): "thesheamuffin(12:28:44 AM): Jdodge, he's also allergic to girls" That was awesome.
thesheamuffin (12:30:44 AM): Heh
thesheamuffin (12:30:48 AM): I "lol"s
thesheamuffin (12:30:49 AM): d
thokstar (12:30:55 AM): I'm apparently the only person allergic to mold
jdodge1019 (12:31:04 AM): i almost put down mould
jdodge1019 (12:31:19 AM): i wrote down the first 4 things that came to mind
thesheamuffin (12:31:29 AM): me too
jdodge1019 (12:31:39 AM): dust was the only one i was worried about
thesheamuffin (12:31:41 AM): I have no allergies, though
thesheamuffin (12:31:44 AM): Except cocks
thesheamuffin (12:31:47 AM): I'm allergic to cocks
GlorkTheInvader (12:31:53 AM): Also, cocks
jdodge1019 (12:31:59 AM): turns out bees were the lowest scoring of my answers
jdodge1019 (12:32:25 AM): everyone is allergic to bees on some level
GlorkTheInvader (12:32:37 AM): NUTS, SHELLFISH, CHOCOLATE, POLLEN
GlorkTheInvader (12:32:44 AM): that's probably what i'd have said
thesheamuffin (12:32:51 AM): you would have been fine
thokstar (12:33:00 AM): I'm still in the lead
thesheamuffin (12:33:04 AM): Seeing as ckillor put "girls" and "jesus"
unsanitary999 (12:33:04 AM): thok
thesheamuffin (12:33:07 AM): Me too, thok
unsanitary999 (12:33:07 AM): i'm allergic to mold
jdodge1019 (12:33:08 AM): you would have gotten 44 points, glork
thokstar (12:33:08 AM): Evn if it's the "fake" lead
jdodge1019 (12:33:13 AM): i'm in fake 2nd
GlorkTheInvader (12:33:16 AM): I considered pet dander, mold,and dust
jdodge1019 (12:33:17 AM): 4 points behind you
GlorkTheInvader (12:33:18 AM): as alternatives
jdodge1019 (12:33:54 AM): flea was in fake last and waaay behind a short while ago
jdodge1019 (12:34:01 AM): now he's gained quite a bit
jdodge1019 (12:36:49 AM): ahahahahaha
jdodge1019 (12:37:08 AM): my joke list in the thread on CC where they accused us of being multis got checked
jdodge1019 (12:37:26 AM): where i said they were alts of each other because they were agreeing with each othr
unsanitary999 (12:38:03 AM): hahahahahaha
unsanitary999 (12:38:05 AM): i love this forum
unsanitary999 (12:38:09 AM): and by i love it
jdodge1019 (12:38:11 AM): hrmmm
unsanitary999 (12:38:11 AM): i mean that i hate it
jdodge1019 (12:38:16 AM): ticket is still open on NFC
unsanitary999 (12:38:17 AM): because it's the worst forum i've ever seen
jdodge1019 (12:38:19 AM): but no response
jdodge1019 (12:38:59 AM): brb
thesheamuffin (12:39:23 AM): no u
unsanitary999 (12:39:44 AM): I'll give someone 20 bucks to finish this project for me
thesheamuffin (12:40:29 AM): What is it?
GlorkTheInvader (12:40:34 AM): *licks affectionately*
thesheamuffin (12:40:35 AM): And how would you pay me/
GlorkTheInvader (12:40:38 AM): SHIT RWONG WINDOW SORRY SHEA
GlorkTheInvader (12:40:47 AM): I MEAN
GlorkTheInvader (12:40:48 AM): FUCK
thesheamuffin (12:41:08 AM): /fucks
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:12 AM): :D
thesheamuffin (12:41:15 AM): strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:19 AM): cake
thesheamuffin (12:41:22 AM): strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:24 AM): cake
thesheamuffin (12:41:25 AM):  strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:32 AM): cake
thesheamuffin (12:41:34 AM):  strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:36 AM): cake
thesheamuffin (12:41:37 AM):  strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:39 AM): cake
thesheamuffin (12:41:40 AM):  strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:41 AM): cake
thesheamuffin (12:41:42 AM):  strawberry
GlorkTheInvader (12:41:44 AM): cake
jdodge1019 (12:41:47 AM): rhubarb on fire
thesheamuffin (12:41:56 AM): You are a disgrace
unsanitary999 (12:42:27 AM): It's a final project for my journalism class
thesheamuffin (12:42:35 AM): What is it, and how would you pay me?
unsanitary999 (12:42:44 AM): super vague, super easy
unsanitary999 (12:43:02 AM): it's finding a bunch of sources and inserting them into a "would-be" memo to my editor
thesheamuffin (12:43:05 AM): I'd do it if you ordered me pizza hut online right now.
unsanitary999 (12:43:21 AM): srsly?
thesheamuffin (12:43:28 AM): Heh
thesheamuffin (12:43:30 AM): Well
thesheamuffin (12:43:34 AM): How much needs to be done?
thesheamuffin (12:44:06 AM): never mind the store is closed.
poppinpuffin (12:44:09 AM): he has to get a pizza for me
poppinpuffin (12:44:17 AM): NUH UH Dominos is open till 2
thesheamuffin (12:44:17 AM): I'm so hungry
poppinpuffin (12:44:19 AM): (on fridays
thesheamuffin (12:44:27 AM): They don't have online ordering for my area
thesheamuffin (12:44:32 AM): I haven't eaten today
jdodge1019 (12:44:41 AM): why aren't there any 24 hour pizza places
unsanitary999 (12:44:41 AM): Well it's very easy to do and very vague, just time consuming and annoying
jdodge1019 (12:44:47 AM): that have online ordering
thesheamuffin (12:44:48 AM): Ah
thesheamuffin (12:44:52 AM): Time consuming
thesheamuffin (12:44:54 AM): Gay
thesheamuffin (12:45:07 AM): You know when I was at St. Johns I used to charge 20$ a page?
thesheamuffin (12:45:25 AM): made pretty decent money
unsanitary999 (12:45:42 AM): you have to find 3 internet sites, 3 magazine articles, a book source, two interview candidates (with questions and credentials), an annotation for one source, a government source, 3 scholarly journal articles, and a couple of other things
unsanitary999 (12:45:48 AM): and then synthesize some of the information
thesheamuffin (12:45:55 AM): unsanitary999 (12:45:42 AM): you have to find 3 internet sites, 3 magazine articles, a book source, two interview candidates (with questions and credentials), an annotation for one source, a government source, 3 scholarly journal articles, and a couple of other things
thesheamuffin (12:45:56 AM): FUCK THAT
unsanitary999 (12:45:57 AM): and implicitly put those sources into an article
thesheamuffin (12:46:00 AM): For 20$
jdodge1019 (12:46:06 AM): and a partridge in a pear treeeee
thesheamuffin (12:46:09 AM): Try like 80$
unsanitary999 (12:46:11 AM): cite those sources as well
unsanitary999 (12:46:17 AM): that's just what i have left to do
andycyca (12:46:41 AM): hark
unsanitary999 (12:46:43 AM): I've done about half of it
unsanitary999 (12:46:49 AM): and it's due friday
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andycyca (12:48:16 AM): I'm charging $10 an hour for Chem classes
unsanitary999 (12:48:34 AM): I'll pay you 50, shea
andycyca (12:49:02 AM): the gentleman in aquamarine says 50, Do I hear 52?
unsanitary999 (12:49:03 AM): or 30 and 2 WoGs
andycyca (12:51:25 AM): I think shea passed out
unsanitary999 (12:52:11 AM): hey
unsanitary999 (12:52:21 AM): i'm trying to "track" information about the new vikings stadium
unsanitary999 (12:52:27 AM): what site should i set up an RSS feed at?
jdodge1019 (12:52:34 AM): i would do it but i have no time
thesheamuffin (12:52:34 AM): www.wowomg.com
jdodge1019 (12:52:49 AM): although i needs moneys
andycyca (12:52:49 AM): www.elreyano.com
jdodge1019 (12:53:01 AM): go with the first one
unsanitary999 (12:54:19 AM): some help you all are
unsanitary999 (12:54:24 AM): although thanks for the link andy
thesheamuffin (12:56:31 AM): i like this song
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thesheamuffin (12:56:38 AM): Quag would hate it :-)
unsanitary999 (12:57:22 AM): what song
Buhbuhbam13 (12:58:11 AM): Hi.
(12:58:31 AM) GL mole has left the room.
(12:58:31 AM) andycyca has left the room.
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andycyca (12:59:08 AM): fucking ISP
andycyca (12:59:18 AM): you're welcome quag
unsanitary999 (12:59:26 AM): guys help me find 3 scholarly journal articles pleasepleaseplease :-(
andycyca (12:59:33 AM): about what?
jdodge1019 (12:59:33 AM): there is one incredibly intelligent response from that soundout bitch in the following thread
jdodge1019 (12:59:34 AM): http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35573
unsanitary999 (12:59:56 AM): regarding...building sports stadiums or new sports stadiums
jdodge1019 (1:00:02 AM): it's enigmatic
unsanitary999 (1:00:22 AM): if you can get insights on the minnesota gophers and twins, that'd be great (since they're building new stadiums in minneapolis), but anything is cool with me
unsanitary999 (1:01:52 AM): since the project is so fucking vague and lenient
andycyca (1:02:33 AM): what are the characteristics of a "Scholar" article?
andycyca (1:02:46 AM): I mean, does Scientific American work?
unsanitary999 (1:03:36 AM): No, but that will work
unsanitary999 (1:04:00 AM): Scholarly means that it has to be printed in a periodical journal and is peer reviewed. Scientific american is a magazine article
unsanitary999 (1:04:05 AM): something of which i need as well :-)
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thokstar (1:09:07 AM): Quag, what do you want 3 scholarly journal articles about?
unsanitary999 (1:09:22 AM): (11:59:55 PM) Cody: regarding...building sports stadiums or new sports stadiums
unsanitary999 (1:09:29 AM): (12:00:21 AM) Cody: if you can get insights on the minnesota gophers and twins, that'd be great (since they're building new stadiums in minneapolis), but anything is cool with me
unsanitary999 (1:10:16 AM): I've found two, but I'm having difficulty finding other relevant ones
thokstar (1:10:30 AM): Have you tried using Google scholar?
jdodge1019 (1:10:54 AM): google knows all
unsanitary999 (1:11:14 AM): yes
thokstar (1:11:15 AM): Google scholar is specifically a search through scholarly papers
unsanitary999 (1:11:28 AM): i'm going to try again with different search terms if you guys won't do this for me :-)
thokstar (1:11:48 AM): I just typed in economics, stadiums minnesota
thokstar (1:11:51 AM): :P
thesheamuffin (1:12:33 AM): Have you tried jstor...
thokstar (1:13:12 AM): Apparently there's a Journal of Sports Econmics
thokstar (1:13:16 AM): rt Economics
unsanitary999 (1:13:20 AM): ooh!
unsanitary999 (1:13:30 AM): i must not have used nice terms in my search
thokstar (1:13:44 AM): http://jse.sagepub.com/
thokstar (1:14:10 AM): Again, use Google Scholar, not Google proper
unsanitary999 (1:14:16 AM): yeah i know
jdodge1019 (1:14:23 AM): truuuuuuuust gooooooooogle
unsanitary999 (1:16:04 AM): thanks thok
jdodge1019 (1:17:04 AM): "1983 - The Hitler diaries were revealed as a hoax when experts examined the books and concluded that they were fake."
jdodge1019 (1:17:21 AM): They were revealed as a hoax when they concluded they were a hoax
thokstar (1:19:30 AM): So, both my newbie games are day 1, six pages long
thokstar (1:19:52 AM): One over a month old, and the other is only a few days old.
thokstar (1:19:56 AM): Hmmmmm
jdodge1019 (1:20:25 AM): hmmmmm
thokstar (1:20:33 AM): I blame the ICs
thokstar (1:20:41 AM): And everybody else
jdodge1019 (1:20:48 AM): i have jordan and BM for ICs in one of my games
jdodge1019 (1:20:55 AM): it's going excruciatingly slowly
thokstar (1:21:10 AM): That;s got to be better than what I started with
thokstar (1:21:20 AM): lordy and FerNaNdO
jdodge1019 (1:21:26 AM): ouch
jdodge1019 (1:21:31 AM): didn't one or both flake
thokstar (1:21:40 AM): Oman replaced FeRnAnDo
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jdodge1019 (1:21:59 AM): my middle newbie has IH and The Fonz
thokstar (1:22:03 AM): (Don't expect consistent capitalization in fErnAndO
jdodge1019 (1:22:26 AM): oh
jdodge1019 (1:22:37 AM): and my youngest one has Rishi and spurgistan
jdodge1019 (1:22:42 AM): :-\
thokstar (1:22:44 AM): Who?
thokstar (1:22:54 AM): spurgistan?
jdodge1019 (1:22:55 AM): yes
jdodge1019 (1:23:04 AM): still fairly new
thokstar (1:23:05 AM): I repeat, spurgistan?
GlorkTheInvader (1:23:13 AM): hehe, your "youngest" newbie
jdodge1019 (1:23:16 AM): yes
jdodge1019 (1:23:28 AM): i have 3 newbie games, they are like my children
thokstar (1:23:33 AM): My most recent one has Adel and Pug
jdodge1019 (1:23:33 AM): i am a horrible father
jdodge1019 (1:25:03 AM): i hate how suddenly all the people whom I was at one point an IC to are now ICs
jdodge1019 (1:25:11 AM): i want to be a newbie again damnit
jdodge1019 (1:25:21 AM): then i can care less
thokstar (1:25:42 AM): A bunch of people need to be smacked with a trout
MazzehMedeh (1:25:47 AM): I want to be newbie again so maybe I won't suck the second time up :\
jdodge1019 (1:25:48 AM): indeed
jdodge1019 (1:25:53 AM): pfft
jdodge1019 (1:25:56 AM): you don't suck Maz
MazzehMedeh (1:25:59 AM): :\
MazzehMedeh (1:26:11 AM): at least as town I do
jdodge1019 (1:26:21 AM): i learned more from that newbie game with you in it than any of the ones I IC'd
MazzehMedeh (1:26:27 AM): which game was that? XD
MazzehMedeh (1:26:32 AM): and did I do anything decent? :\
jdodge1019 (1:26:33 AM): the lucky one
MazzehMedeh (1:26:37 AM): oh yeah
MazzehMedeh (1:26:39 AM): ...that one T_T
jdodge1019 (1:26:50 AM): you traumatized me and turned me into the player i am today
MazzehMedeh (1:26:54 AM): the complete and utter abortion of luck
MazzehMedeh (1:27:03 AM): what game was that? I now desire to read it
jdodge1019 (1:27:06 AM): 284
thesheamuffin (1:27:10 AM): m
MazzehMedeh (1:27:11 AM): sweet
thesheamuffin (1:27:12 AM): h
thesheamuffin (1:27:14 AM): s
thesheamuffin (1:27:16 AM): j
thesheamuffin (1:27:19 AM): 8
thesheamuffin (1:27:33 AM): strawberry
jdodge1019 (1:27:51 AM): of the 3 newbie games i played as an actual newbie, one was as a townie, one was as a cop, and one was as scum
jdodge1019 (1:27:53 AM): in that order
jdodge1019 (1:28:15 AM): this was back when they had mostly competent people ICing newbies
thesheamuffin (1:28:24 AM): Yeah
thesheamuffin (1:28:31 AM): Before the dark ages of twito
thesheamuffin (1:28:43 AM): I need foos
thesheamuffin (1:28:44 AM): d
thesheamuffin (1:28:47 AM): like so bad
thesheamuffin (1:28:49 AM): SOOOO bad
jdodge1019 (1:28:50 AM): i think i had Seol, Commodore Amazing and BMQ for ICs in my first game
MazzehMedeh (1:28:52 AM): What good did I do in that game besides my trademark "omfg explosion o' rage" gambit? :\
MazzehMedeh (1:29:00 AM): (which did nothing of course)
thesheamuffin (1:29:06 AM): MazzehMedeh (1:29:00 AM): (which did nothing of course)
jdodge1019 (1:29:12 AM): your explosion of rage gambit helped quite a bit
thesheamuffin (1:29:14 AM): But it was secretly everything
jdodge1019 (1:29:21 AM): IT MADE ME STOP BEING DUMB
MazzehMedeh (1:29:23 AM): partner had to commit suicide :\
thesheamuffin (1:29:25 AM): no it didn't
jdodge1019 (1:29:28 AM): stallingchamp
jdodge1019 (1:29:30 AM): yes
MazzehMedeh (1:29:30 AM): it would have been more epic had it won the game
thesheamuffin (1:29:31 AM): LOL
thesheamuffin (1:29:36 AM): schamp
MazzehMedeh (1:29:39 AM): which btw has happened before
jdodge1019 (1:29:39 AM): i think he did that newbie game thing to get back at me
thesheamuffin (1:29:49 AM): time to go get food
MazzehMedeh (1:30:30 AM): but seriously dude, don't patronize me :\
jdodge1019 (1:30:34 AM): eh
jdodge1019 (1:30:38 AM): i'm serious
MazzehMedeh (1:30:50 AM): I made you a good player by being a bad one? :\
jdodge1019 (1:30:55 AM): that's the one of my games as a newbie that i remember
MazzehMedeh (1:31:11 AM): srsly I'm pretty terrible. read chrono trigger.
MazzehMedeh (1:31:19 AM): I have had a few good games but otherwise I fail
jdodge1019 (1:31:25 AM): isn't that like 100 pages or something
jdodge1019 (1:31:31 AM): if so i'd rather not at the moment
thokstar (1:31:35 AM): Just read the last few pages
MazzehMedeh (1:31:37 AM): yeah.
MazzehMedeh (1:31:38 AM): :\
thokstar (1:31:44 AM): Where we yell at Maz for being an idiot
MazzehMedeh (1:31:46 AM): I am not sure what I was thinking frankly
MazzehMedeh (1:31:56 AM): :\ thank you for rubbing in my face something I admit from like a year ago
thokstar (1:31:57 AM): You weren't thinkinh
thokstar (1:32:12 AM): But fair enough
MazzehMedeh (1:32:17 AM): no, I had some sort of thought process
MazzehMedeh (1:32:20 AM): it was just horribly wrong
thokstar (1:32:23 AM): I blame my random vig role
MazzehMedeh (1:32:45 AM): know what sucks? several games in which I was rocking as scum have been abandoned
thokstar (1:32:46 AM): If my vig on Primate had worked, it wouldn't have been an issue.
MazzehMedeh (1:32:53 AM): specifically Exile
jdodge1019 (1:32:55 AM): exile
jdodge1019 (1:32:56 AM): yes
jdodge1019 (1:33:07 AM): i remember that one because of skruffs
jdodge1019 (1:33:15 AM): and how i hate playing in games with him
thokstar (1:33:17 AM): Stupid Lowell messed up the streak of Large Theme town wins
GlorkTheInvader (1:33:18 AM): APPARENTLY MY SOUL IS WORTH MORE THAN A MILLION DOLLARS
jdodge1019 (1:33:21 AM): which started with that
GlorkTheInvader (1:33:34 AM): what
GlorkTheInvader (1:33:35 AM): blinds go up
MazzehMedeh (1:33:37 AM): we had exile in our palsm :\
jdodge1019 (1:33:38 AM): why was it Mariyta's fault
MazzehMedeh (1:33:39 AM): ^palms
MazzehMedeh (1:33:41 AM): it was crazy
thokstar (1:33:43 AM): Oh, I guess SG-1 already broke the streak
jdodge1019 (1:33:47 AM): i was handing it to you
MazzehMedeh (1:34:02 AM): wasn't just you :{
MazzehMedeh (1:34:04 AM): :P
The Fritzler (1:34:28 AM): hi mazz
The Fritzler (1:34:33 AM): ready for the largest dungeon ever?
jdodge1019 (1:34:36 AM): but it was mostly me
MazzehMedeh (1:34:36 AM): hells yes
The Fritzler (1:34:46 AM): i kind of want to die once we hit level 7
The Fritzler (1:34:50 AM): so i can be a ghost faced killah
thesheamuffin (1:34:51 AM): I think generally
MazzehMedeh (1:35:02 AM): heh.
thesheamuffin (1:35:02 AM): A player is as good as they think they are bad
thesheamuffin (1:35:06 AM): For instance
jdodge1019 (1:35:07 AM): indeed
MazzehMedeh (1:35:14 AM): Shea: If that is true I am abnormally amazing.
thesheamuffin (1:35:15 AM): BM thinks he;s awesome
jdodge1019 (1:35:19 AM): yes
jdodge1019 (1:35:21 AM): and he's terrible
thesheamuffin (1:35:23 AM): He sucks proportionally
jdodge1019 (1:35:26 AM): i think i've lost my touch
MazzehMedeh (1:35:28 AM): Fritz: Have you seen my character? Vow of Poverty Dragonfire Adept. :D
thokstar (1:35:33 AM): I would use Albert as a better example
thesheamuffin (1:35:39 AM): Whereas you think you're bad
thesheamuffin (1:35:45 AM): Whereas you're pretty good
thesheamuffin (1:36:07 AM): The anomaly is people like PJ who are good and know it
thesheamuffin (1:36:21 AM): And people like Jdodge who are bad and know it
The Fritzler (1:36:26 AM): no
The Fritzler (1:36:28 AM): let me check it out
thokstar (1:36:31 AM): Feh, PJ often thinks he sucks
unsanitary999 (1:36:37 AM): question
GlorkTheInvader (1:36:37 AM): No
The Fritzler (1:36:37 AM): mazz, can i ahve bingo take a 10 on a track check?
MazzehMedeh (1:36:38 AM): I still insist I am terrible. Look at most of the games I am in. I get mislynched for stupid shit or go all CT.
GlorkTheInvader (1:36:41 AM): PJ just says he thinks he sucks
thesheamuffin (1:36:42 AM): Ok fine
unsanitary999 (1:36:43 AM): this may be a self centered question
thesheamuffin (1:36:44 AM): GLORK
jdodge1019 (1:36:45 AM): i'm not bad per se
thesheamuffin (1:36:48 AM): Who thinks he's good
thokstar (1:36:49 AM): Glork, fair enough
jdodge1019 (1:36:50 AM): just a misunderstood genius
thesheamuffin (1:36:51 AM): And actually is
MazzehMedeh (1:36:56 AM): Fritz: no, because there is a negative consequence
unsanitary999 (1:37:02 AM): what about players like quagmire who don't really give a damn
jdodge1019 (1:37:03 AM): ah fuck
jdodge1019 (1:37:08 AM): i just proved your point shea
jdodge1019 (1:37:10 AM): :-(
thesheamuffin (1:37:14 AM): unsanitary999 (1:37:02 AM): what about players like quagmire who don't really give a damn
MazzehMedeh (1:37:15 AM): quagmire? that guy is a douche
jdodge1019 (1:37:19 AM): yeah
thesheamuffin (1:37:19 AM): They get banned straight away
GlorkTheInvader (1:38:16 AM): yeah that quag is such a zoneace
GlorkTheInvader (1:38:22 AM): god
GlorkTheInvader (1:38:24 AM): fuck him
thesheamuffin (1:38:28 AM): Becca was doing a research a research paper
thesheamuffin (1:38:33 AM): And had never heard of jstor
thesheamuffin (1:38:35 AM): Which shocked me
GlorkTheInvader (1:38:36 AM): A RESEARCH A RESEARCH PAPER
thesheamuffin (1:38:45 AM): How can you do a research paper without jstor?
MazzehMedeh (1:39:12 AM): uhm
MazzehMedeh (1:39:15 AM): how does I jstored?
thesheamuffin (1:39:19 AM): Um
jdodge1019 (1:39:22 AM): a research a research a research a research
thesheamuffin (1:39:32 AM): Go to your school library
unsanitary999 (1:39:37 AM): i've never heard of jstor
thesheamuffin (1:39:38 AM): Find journal databases
unsanitary999 (1:39:44 AM): I've never been to my school's library
thesheamuffin (1:39:44 AM): Go to jstor
thesheamuffin (1:39:51 AM): Librarys webpage
thesheamuffin (1:39:56 AM): Is what I meant
MazzehMedeh (1:39:59 AM): I know what jstor is dude
thesheamuffin (1:40:09 AM): unsanitary999 (1:39:37 AM): i've never heard of jstor
MazzehMedeh (1:40:16 AM): oh.
jdodge1019 (1:40:18 AM): no u
MazzehMedeh (1:40:28 AM): Sleep time homies.
MazzehMedeh (1:40:36 AM): I can has class at 8.
jdodge1019 (1:40:39 AM): no
jdodge1019 (1:40:41 AM): you can't
MazzehMedeh (1:40:46 AM): oh then no sleep for me ^_^
jdodge1019 (1:40:47 AM): so there
GlorkTheInvader (1:40:53 AM): I went through all of college without knowing about jstor
GlorkTheInvader (1:40:56 AM): *shrugs*
thesheamuffin (1:41:02 AM): Man
thesheamuffin (1:41:08 AM): it makes writing papers so much easier
thesheamuffin (1:41:18 AM): Especially for those pesky "print" sources
(1:41:41 AM) andycyca has left the room.
MazzehMedeh (1:41:42 AM): I wrote a paper not too long ago because the wikipedia page for marie-antoinette has a retarded number of page citations from a single book
MazzehMedeh (1:41:47 AM): and now I sleep for real. good night, sirs.
The Fritzler (1:42:27 AM): woot woot
The Fritzler (1:42:28 AM): 19
The Fritzler (1:42:59 AM): putting my hidden language to use
thesheamuffin (1:43:49 AM): Heh
thesheamuffin (1:43:58 AM): Thats my favorite way to find online sources
thesheamuffin (1:44:07 AM): Go to wikipedia, and yoink their citations.
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:14 AM): .asdpoifjaspdivjlk
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:17 AM): fuck poker
thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.
thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:28 AM): Yeah, I put someone ona heart draw
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:33 AM): knew they'd chase the river
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:35 AM): pushed, they called
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:37 AM): natch, the heart comes
jdodge1019 (1:44:46 AM): lolz
thesheamuffin (1:44:52 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
GlorkTheInvader (1:44:55 AM): there goes $12 ._.
GlorkTheInvader (1:45:11 AM): no, I have to go to bed soon
thesheamuffin (1:45:14 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
thesheamuffin (1:45:15 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
thesheamuffin (1:45:16 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
jdodge1019 (1:45:16 AM): pfft
thesheamuffin (1:45:16 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
thesheamuffin (1:45:17 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
thesheamuffin (1:45:18 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
thesheamuffin (1:45:18 AM): thesheamuffin (1:44:22 AM): You lose, glork.thesheamuffin (1:44:26 AM): lets draft
GlorkTheInvader (1:45:18 AM): drafting is at least a 2-hour commitment for me
jdodge1019 (1:45:24 AM): sleep is for the weak
thesheamuffin (1:45:26 AM): Do you know
thesheamuffin (1:45:37 AM): Nick is like 30-2 in the last week
GlorkTheInvader (1:45:51 AM): That's pretty solid
GlorkTheInvader (1:45:59 AM): I've not played in a few days
GlorkTheInvader (1:46:06 AM): *shrug*
thesheamuffin (1:46:07 AM): He's like ranked 150th on modo
thesheamuffin (1:46:09 AM): in limited
thesheamuffin (1:46:18 AM): 1920 rating? wtf
unsanitary999 (1:46:19 AM): is that playswith squirrels
thesheamuffin (1:46:23 AM): Yeah
thesheamuffin (1:46:34 AM): My rating is 1530
GlorkTheInvader (1:46:35 AM): at 1854?
thesheamuffin (1:46:36 AM): >.>
unsanitary999 (1:46:39 AM): TELL HIM TO STOP PLAYING FUCKING MAGIC
GlorkTheInvader (1:46:40 AM): Not t150
thesheamuffin (1:46:42 AM): Heh
unsanitary999 (1:46:45 AM): AND START UP THE GAME HE'S MODDING!
thesheamuffin (1:46:49 AM): Whats your ranking?
unsanitary999 (1:46:52 AM): IT'S BEEN NIGHT FOR NEARLY A MONTH!
thesheamuffin (1:46:55 AM): Dude
thesheamuffin (1:46:59 AM): I played in corons game
thesheamuffin (1:47:04 AM): So shut then fuck up
thesheamuffin (1:47:08 AM): We had night for 3 months
thesheamuffin (1:47:21 AM): Then there was MoS and Glorks game
creampuffeater (1:47:27 AM):  lol
thesheamuffin (1:47:28 AM): Which had night for like 2 months
thesheamuffin (1:47:31 AM): And then got cancelled
creampuffeater (1:47:38 AM):  63
creampuffeater (1:47:41 AM):  i think
thesheamuffin (1:47:43 AM): After I had played fucking BRILLIANTLY for 2 days
thesheamuffin (1:47:44 AM): 53
creampuffeater (1:47:50 AM):  ahhh
creampuffeater (1:47:51 AM):  close
unsanitary999 (1:47:52 AM): I've been playing brilliantly all game
thesheamuffin (1:48:00 AM): NO UR NOT RITE
unsanitary999 (1:48:03 AM): I dominated that one guy that starts with a C
unsanitary999 (1:48:09 AM): Cephrir or something
thesheamuffin (1:48:10 AM): CPE, you and sudo set up a game time yet?
creampuffeater (1:48:19 AM):  i should check scum
thesheamuffin (1:48:28 AM): Panzer lost to korlash
thesheamuffin (1:48:37 AM): Who is playing...YOu guessed it, korlash control
jdodge1019 (1:48:46 AM): i fucking hate korlash
jdodge1019 (1:48:48 AM): so much
creampuffeater (1:48:48 AM):  ok
creampuffeater (1:48:50 AM):  Shea
creampuffeater (1:48:52 AM):  we set it up
creampuffeater (1:48:59 AM):  for between 9:30 and 11
creampuffeater (1:49:01 AM):  whenever
thesheamuffin (1:49:01 AM): For right now?
thesheamuffin (1:49:04 AM): Thats awesome
creampuffeater (1:49:05 AM):  no
creampuffeater (1:49:07 AM):  right now
thesheamuffin (1:49:08 AM): So...
thesheamuffin (1:49:14 AM): You mean you're playing right now?
creampuffeater (1:49:15 AM):  is die cause of 3 tests tommorrow
thesheamuffin (1:49:16 AM): I approve
thesheamuffin (1:49:22 AM): Dude
thesheamuffin (1:49:28 AM): You don't know the meaning of tests
creampuffeater (1:49:37 AM):  cramming last minute?
thesheamuffin (1:49:42 AM): 1 have 3 papers due tommorow
thesheamuffin (1:49:50 AM): And also a final
creampuffeater (1:49:50 AM):  you started?
thesheamuffin (1:50:00 AM): And I didn't sleep last night either
thesheamuffin (1:50:02 AM): No fuck that
creampuffeater (1:50:05 AM):  lol
unsanitary999 (1:50:24 AM): I have two classes tomorrow
unsanitary999 (1:50:27 AM): and work for 2 hours
unsanitary999 (1:50:33 AM): so I will sleep now
thesheamuffin (1:50:35 AM): I could have worked today
thesheamuffin (1:50:39 AM): But I turned my boss down
thesheamuffin (1:50:44 AM): So I could work on my papers
thesheamuffin (1:50:50 AM): So then I played MWS instead
thokstar (1:51:27 AM): Any time Panzer loses is good.
jdodge1019 (1:51:36 AM): quick question
jdodge1019 (1:51:43 AM): how would you describe me in 3 words or less
jdodge1019 (1:51:53 AM): i'm rewriting my wiki page and will make use of this
GlorkTheInvader (1:51:56 AM): Of course, Shea.
GlorkTheInvader (1:51:59 AM): That's how it works. :P
thokstar (1:52:03 AM): Stubborn dog
jdodge1019 (1:52:49 AM): hrmmm
thesheamuffin (1:52:55 AM): thokstar (1:51:27 AM): Any time Panzer loses is good.
thesheamuffin (1:52:56 AM): Why?
thokstar (1:53:08 AM): Because Panzer's full of himself
GlorkTheInvader (1:53:21 AM): ha, modo's down anyway shea :P
thesheamuffin (1:53:23 AM): I would describe you as "nitwit, booby, flubber"
GlorkTheInvader (1:53:29 AM): I probably crashed it
jdodge1019 (1:53:32 AM): hrmmm
(1:53:35 AM) Buhbuhbam13 has left the room.
GlorkTheInvader (1:53:36 AM): I was getting the info of every person in the draft room
thesheamuffin (1:53:40 AM): heh
thesheamuffin (1:53:47 AM): You can just check your standing...
GlorkTheInvader (1:53:51 AM): I was in G and I'd already found four people with limited ratings higher than 1854
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:01 AM): I LIKE TO DO THINGS INEFFICIENTLY
thesheamuffin (1:54:04 AM): heh
thesheamuffin (1:54:07 AM): You go to my games
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:10 AM): I KNOW
thesheamuffin (1:54:12 AM): (your games, not mine.)
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:14 AM): But I can't see nick's rating
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:16 AM): on my games
thesheamuffin (1:54:17 AM): And then you do a rain dance.
thesheamuffin (1:54:18 AM): Yeah
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:28 AM): I'm just going to go ahead
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:30 AM): and assume
creampuffeater (1:54:32 AM):  PROVE WHY AB = DEATH
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:33 AM): that I crashed modo
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:34 AM): and pat myself on the back
creampuffeater (1:54:35 AM):  damnit
creampuffeater (1:54:38 AM):  thats not the question
thesheamuffin (1:54:42 AM): creampuffeater (1:54:32 AM):  PROVE WHY AB = DEATH
thesheamuffin (1:54:46 AM): Actual Butsecks?
GlorkTheInvader (1:54:47 AM): well you see
creampuffeater (1:55:07 AM):  >.>
creampuffeater (1:55:09 AM):  no
thesheamuffin (1:55:16 AM): did you mean AP?
thesheamuffin (1:55:22 AM): Apprenticed penis
creampuffeater (1:55:34 AM):  i mean
creampuffeater (1:55:36 AM):  geo fails
GlorkTheInvader (1:55:47 AM): A = 7, B = 30, D = 3, E = 5, T = 1, and H = 2
GlorkTheInvader (1:55:50 AM): Thus, AB = DEATH
thesheamuffin (1:55:57 AM): Glork Smash
GlorkTheInvader (1:56:01 AM): RAWR
thesheamuffin (1:56:06 AM): REAGAN SMASH
GlorkTheInvader (1:56:11 AM): *poke*
thesheamuffin (1:56:19 AM): *punch*
GlorkTheInvader (1:56:19 AM): REGANOMICS!
thesheamuffin (1:56:27 AM): Fuck Regan
GlorkTheInvader (1:56:32 AM): REGANOMICS!
jdodge1019 (1:56:33 AM): REGAN?
thesheamuffin (1:56:36 AM): Yeah
thesheamuffin (1:56:41 AM): Theres this kid I know
jdodge1019 (1:56:43 AM): i agree
jdodge1019 (1:56:45 AM): fuck regan
thesheamuffin (1:56:45 AM): Named Brian Regan
thesheamuffin (1:56:49 AM): And he sucks balls.
GlorkTheInvader (1:56:52 AM): REGANOMICS!
jdodge1019 (1:57:11 AM): oh
thesheamuffin (1:57:12 AM): Glork had a bit too much juice tonight
jdodge1019 (1:57:30 AM): i thought you meant the girl from The Exorcist
GlorkTheInvader (2:01:04 AM): REGANOMICS!
creampuffeater (2:04:52 AM):  heh glork
thesheamuffin (2:05:32 AM): glork likes men
GlorkTheInvader (2:05:43 AM): If by men
GlorkTheInvader (2:05:44 AM): you mean
GlorkTheInvader (2:05:46 AM): REGANOMICS!
thesheamuffin (2:05:52 AM): Dude
thesheamuffin (2:05:59 AM): I would have more respect for you if you liked men.
GlorkTheInvader (2:06:08 AM): ....reganomics?
thesheamuffin (2:06:24 AM): Brian Regan is an idiot
GlorkTheInvader (2:06:29 AM): Robutt Chikin?
thesheamuffin (2:06:41 AM): And any economic systme he could come up with would be flawed
GlorkTheInvader (2:06:48 AM): ROBUTT CHIKIN
GlorkTheInvader (2:07:35 AM): Sweet
GlorkTheInvader (2:07:37 AM): Arizona needs to win out
GlorkTheInvader (2:07:47 AM): That gives UVa ++quality win
thesheamuffin (2:09:08 AM): no u
GlorkTheInvader (2:09:22 AM): HELLZ BELLZ YEAH ME
GlorkTheInvader (2:09:40 AM): ..."hells bells yeah" might be the aweomest phrase I've ever heard.
thesheamuffin (2:10:46 AM): Nah
thesheamuffin (2:10:50 AM): "America, fuck yeah"
(2:10:52 AM) The Fritzler has left the room.
GlorkTheInvader (2:11:08 AM): no way
jdodge1019 (2:11:12 AM): "you have 3 months to live"
GlorkTheInvader (2:11:17 AM): Woo!
GlorkTheInvader (2:11:22 AM): okay, bed
thesheamuffin (2:11:22 AM): how about
GlorkTheInvader (2:11:25 AM): /exhausted
thesheamuffin (2:11:29 AM): "I like cocain"
jdodge1019 (2:11:36 AM): i prefer cocaine
jdodge1019 (2:11:37 AM): i mean
jdodge1019 (2:11:38 AM): uh
jdodge1019 (2:11:41 AM): yes that
thesheamuffin (2:11:42 AM): owned
jdodge1019 (2:12:33 AM): i just redid my wiki page
jdodge1019 (2:12:37 AM): i hope it sucks less now
thesheamuffin (2:18:37 AM): I like the "citation needed" tag
jdodge1019 (2:18:49 AM): yeah that was real inspired
(2:19:16 AM) The Fritzler has entered the room.
creampuffeater (2:20:31 AM):  I SLEEPZ
jdodge1019 (2:20:40 AM): sleep is for the weak


Ksc0pe (14:40:36): Dodge, say something stupid
jdodge1019 (14:40:36): oh
unsanitary999: I just clicked that and looked at [...] cocks


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Latest revision as of 07:18, 20 May 2015

He's that guy. The one who used to spend unholy amounts of time on the Song Contest. The one who views personal wiki pages as a mostly pointless self-masturbatory exercise in egotism, and who likes long under-used words like "self-masturbatory".

~STORYTIME CORNER~

The Woodland Creatures

I once got invited to a fishing derby alongside several small woodland mammals. I refused to go because I didn't want to get into a piscine contest with a skunk.

Quotables

[08:45:19 PM] jdodge1019: I'm awfully snitty towards everybody

[08:45:20 PM] Sir Tornado 88: /agree



[01:30:20 AM] jdodge1019: But my psychiatrist helped fix that problem

[01:30:20 AM] ultimaavalon: THIS IS TRUE


[01:36:16 AM] jdodge1019: I AM CRIBBAGE

[01:36:17 AM] buhbuhbam13: cribbage is amazing


Ksc0pe (14:40:36): Dodge, say something stupid

jdodge1019 (14:40:36): oh


unsanitary999: I just clicked that and looked at [...] cocks

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