Windkirby

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Windkirby

Windkirby is a popular favorite who is beloved by all of the players on mafiascum, and he loves them back. He is a one-hundred year-old Jamaican transvestite who is happily married and has seven kids and nineteen grandkids. His favorite saying is, "If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!" However, he does not reccomend actually living by this saying, as it has been the cause of two of the five arrests he has endured in his lifetime. So don't do it. Really.

Windkirby's game history: ("*" indicates replacement)

1. Newbie 559 - Lost as Cop (dammit!)
   
2. Newbie 536* - Won as Mafia Roleblocker
   
3. Newbie 551* - Won as Townie
   
4. Mini 563, Fish Monkey God Mafia - Draw through Abandonment as SK (I would like to point out that I was not voted seriously even once!)
   
5. Mini 564, Normal - Lost as Townie
   
6. Pikmin Mafia - Lost as Anode Dweevil, SK
7. Mini 614, Normal - ???
8. Mini 615, The Eclipse - Lost as Townie->Hunter (SO CLOSE!!!)
9. Mini 619, Ramen Mafia - ???
10. Newbie 633 - Won as Townie

Total: (replacements excluded)
Town: 1-2
Scum: 0-1
Other: 0-0

As you can clearly see above, windkirby really, really sucks at Mafia.