Windkirby

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Windkirby

Windkirby is a popular favorite who is beloved by all of the players on mafiascum, and he loves them back. He is a one-hundred year-old Jamaican transvestite who is happily married and has seven kids and nineteen grandkids. His favorite saying is, "If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!" However, he does not reccomend actually living by this saying, as it has been the cause of two of the five arrests he has endured in his lifetime. So don't do it. Really.

Windkirby's game history: (* indicates replacement)

1. Newbie Game #559 - ???
   
2. Newbie Game #536* - Won as Mafia Roleblocker
   
3. Newbie Game #551* - Won as Townie
   
4. Mini #563 - Draw through Abandonment as SK (I would like to point out that I was not voted seriously even once!)
   
5. Mini #564 - ??? as Townie
   
6. Pikmin Mafia - ???
7. Mini 614 - ???