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Newbie 1320. Town Victory. I was vanilla town. I tried to lynch both town power roles day 1 and 2 and got them to claim. I was a true-blue newbie this game. Unfortunately, the scum got sandwiched with a bunch of theory from our PR set up. It basically made it impossible to win after day 3, especially after our Jail keeper blocked the kill and our cop investigated and caught Rob13(mafia thug). I replaced out mid-day 2, and replaced back in day 4 to clear up remaining confusion of a possible fake claim by our cop. We reached a compromise, and /no lynched that day and Zephyr (our cop) investigated my scum read. I was right.
Retired account.
 
Sometimes I make funny posts, I will put them here in case someone is 1. Bored enough to check my wiki (don't want to disappoint) and 2. Wants to be entertained.
 
Appeals:
 
Now, before I go to bed I would just like to say one last thing to all of you. I imagine at this point Zephyr is preparing a large argument, working the wheels in that ol' noggin of his and hoping that Kuro will be a sufficient distraction to get people off his case. But before you post that, and convince me, convince me hard with your amazing argument that absolutely obliterates my sunk cost fallacy and hard-earned confirmation bias, I would like to make an argument in return sir. I call it:
 
An appeal to pity
As you know, I am a complete newbie at this game, I am tiny, inexperienced, and frankly, have no clue what I'm doing. You were here, once Zephyr, you were here. In my shoes. Now, I wanted to start off my first game with a bang, Zephyr, a bang. I imagine that most newbies get lynched within the first day, maybe the second if they're lucky. Unable to defend themselves and contradicting themselves all over the place they're found easy targets by wiser scum who don't want to waste the night kill. For them, it is like taking candy from a baby Zephyr, Candy. From. A baby. You wouldn't steal candy from a baby would you Zephyr? No, of course you wouldn't. You're better than that. As you know, I will one day get out of this newbie pool and enter the big kids table, with their glassy stares and scarred, sexy visages, cigars in their mouths, with a stony continence. they'll have that on me, Zephyr they'll have stories. but I won't. Not unless you do something for me. I am appealing to your humanity when I ask you to do this, with my tiny voice I am stretching my deflated lungs here. I am pleading with you, Zephyr, please take your vote, the vote that changes everything, the vote that defines you as a human being in this place, and vote to kill yourself. I am asking this of you for you this for two reasons: 1) I want to be the first newbie that convinced scum(or town) to kill himself with his own vote on his first day with an appeal to pity argument. I will be remembered for this, take a look at my name Zephyr, I don't desire much, I just want to be...Remembered. 2) I will take it as a formal apology for forcing me to read your league of legends posts while examining your meta, I felt sick afterward.
 
That is all. I expect to see a dead body in here when I wake up. Have a good evening guys!
 
The taste of sweet, sweet town victory. MMMM.
 
As a reminder, [quote="Remembrace"]3. If we choose to go this route (or choose to lynch her today), I request that you guys give me time to post before we lynch Rachmarie. I have an alternative request that I’ve been saving, it’s another appeal. It’s less funny, but I think it’s a feel-good way to end the game. :)[/quote]
 
I have come to collect, gather round kiddos: it's story time!
 
[b][size=150]An Appeal to Mercy[/size][/b]
Hello everyone, I have come back from the dusty badlands for NobodySpecial's special someone. No boyfriend should have to write flavor text about the lynching of his girlfriend, it isn't right! Moreover, Rachmarie did not kill anyone! Rob13 did all of it. Think about Rob13's meta, the killing of Cub was entirely his playstyle and line of thinking. There is no doubt in my mind that Rob did the devilish deed. More evidence for your consideration, Prohawk bravely prevented Rob from killing just yesterday. This means he was double dipping, the cur! Rob is a hands-on killer and the mastermind. He deserved what he got *spits on Rob's dangling corpse.* Yes, Insanity was his accomplice, but he was insane! In the good old U.S. of A, a plea of insanity is considered grounds for forced admission to a mental hospital NOT execution of a pure, but poorly constructed mind. Mrs. Marie dutifully replaced into a slot with a troubled history. Yet, there has been no blood split. I know, in my heart, this is because she could not bear to kill us simple towns folk. She is innocent, innocent I say!  I do this in part because Nobody has been good to me, and really, hasn't he been good to all of us? He has educated us in the ways of Mafia and he should be spared, spared from this horrific farce of a trail. We owe him. In closing I suggest we do as the Ancient Athenians once did, a wise society that always left the door open. I humbly request that Rachmarie be exiled from this heart broken and war torn community, so that we may be at peace. Hasn't there been enough death already? Do the right thing [vote]/Exile Rachmarie[/vote]
 
[b]Sheep me. :twisted:[/b]
 
 
 
 


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