Quagmire

Quagmire is probably the sweetest person to herald this brilliant earth. As soon as he graced the presence with his mind, spirit, and body, the world flushed itself of all evils, Pokemon did not exist, and public transportation became much more sanitary. This change in clean public transportation systems is summed up by his AIM screen name, "unsanitary999." The "999" represents the change from unsanitary.

He's also a pretty bad lurker in most of his games and seems to take a long time to do anything, therefore making any games he's in or modding fairly lackadaisical and apathetic. He's not too bad, however.

HE DOESN'T PUT HIS GAMES ON HIS DAMN WIKI BECAUSE NOBODY CARES WHAT GAME ANYBODY PLAYS IT. HE GETS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYED WHEN STUPID MORONS WASTE INTERNET SPACE WITH THE LOGS OF THE FUCKING GAMES THEY PLAY. THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKING PATHETIC.

quagmire also has a long list of really pathetic people that he hates on mafiascum.net's forums. here's the list:

• AniX
• xyzzy
• PlaysWithSquirrels
• Mastermind of Sin
• Rashiminos
• Zindaras
• Glork

(this list will continue once he thinks of more people to put in here)