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Lynx is midget transvestite amputee who's real passion is seducing the type of people that play on MafiaScum. He once rode a golden rhinoceros through an army of Bill Gates as a means for crowd control. He has an intense case of corpophagia. He likes to live dangerously. Example: He takes his daily baths in a tub of pure heroin. He really likes Boy George and Culture Club, his favorite song being "Tumble For Ya." Sometimes he reads books, but he usually just defecates on them. He's furry. | '''Lynx the Antithesis''' is a midget transvestite amputee who's real passion is seducing the type of people that play on MafiaScum. He once rode a golden rhinoceros through an army of Bill Gates as a means for crowd control. He has an intense case of '''corpophagia.''' He likes to live dangerously. Example: He takes his daily baths in a tub of pure heroin. He really likes Boy George and Culture Club, his favorite song being "Tumble For Ya." Sometimes he reads books, but he usually just defecates on them. He's furry. | ||
Revision as of 19:00, 6 December 2008
Lynx the Antithesis is a midget transvestite amputee who's real passion is seducing the type of people that play on MafiaScum. He once rode a golden rhinoceros through an army of Bill Gates as a means for crowd control. He has an intense case of corpophagia. He likes to live dangerously. Example: He takes his daily baths in a tub of pure heroin. He really likes Boy George and Culture Club, his favorite song being "Tumble For Ya." Sometimes he reads books, but he usually just defecates on them. He's furry.