The Listâ„¢

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The Book of mith, Chapter 1

1 In the beginning was The List™, and The List™ was with the Godfather, and The List™ was the Godfather.
2 It was in the beginning with the Godfather.
3 All scum came to be lynched through it, and without it no scum were caught. What came to be through it was life, and this life was the light of the Town; the light shines in the darkness, and the scum have not overcome it.

14 And The List™ became flesh and made its dwelling among us, and we saw its glory, the glory as of the Godfather's only The List™, full of grace and truth.

(For a more comprehensible explanation, see The List.)